(former Carolina Panthers WR), R. Kelly (singer), Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Ron Artest, and Jayson Williams (former NJ Nets player)? would you want to be there too?
2007-08-02 07:59:12 · 5 answers · asked by stank ho 2 in Sports ➔ Other - Sports
That would be one killer party.
I'd only want to attend if none of those guys were angry at me, and if I was allowed to wear body armor. And I wouldn't worry about R. Kelly hitting on my date, because she'd be over 14 years old.
2007-08-02 08:17:30 · answer #1 · answered by Craig S 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't really see how Bonds fits in this party. He has a steroid accusation, but the other guys are murderers and felons. This party would be crazy. R. Kelly would be urinating on someone, Simpson, Lewis and Williams would be talking about how they got away with murder, Vick would be having a dog fight out back in which Artest got mad while watching and started attack others watching. Carruth would have to be talking to someone on the phone since he is in prison.
2007-08-02 08:09:33 · answer #2 · answered by chr1s60 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Keep the underage girls away from R.Kelly. Put the dogs up so Vick doesnt get to them. Keep the syringes away from Bonds. Just keep everyone away from the the killers. Please dont throw a drink at Artest while he is lying down. Other than that this would be a cool party.
2007-08-02 13:02:42 · answer #3 · answered by redman656565 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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lol! What a party!
1. I would have my pistol handy for sure, in there with J-Dub and Ray Ray C!
2. I wouldnt want to be there because I'm almost 99.98% sure wouldnt be no Females in the house. Cause of Ray Ray C & the "Juice"!
3. I might get shot or stabbed posting up with Ray Lew and J-Dub.
4. Me and R-Test would definately throw blows. R-Kelly couldnt even look at a picture of my babygirl!
5. MV might kidnap my dog and Barry might just eat my dog for the (EXTRA, wink wink, Protein in the meat).
No ............. I would not be in that house unless I decided to become a paparazzi. Oh Ray RAy C wouldnt make it either serving 25 w/an L!
2007-08-02 09:50:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The kind I would throw a bottle of sarin gas in and shut the door. It would be a good start!
2007-08-02 08:03:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋