2007-08-02 07:31:11 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
CINDY!!!..that is hilarious!
2007-08-02 07:39:47 · update #1
Spreken zie Deutsch?
2007-08-02 07:36:31 · answer #1 · answered by muffinman 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
well being a medic Im sure you dont want us to ask are you framilliar with FTD and I dont mean the florist. (FTD = Fixin to die)
Hey do you know how to start an IV cause Im so wasted I forgot how (you laugh but I know a medic that lost his cert for that very statemt)
After a bad intubation " Hey are you pregnant cause yer belly got big really quick?"
Would you be interested in signing up for our frequent flyers club points?
Hey anya ya'll got some duct tape?
2007-08-02 09:27:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got the number for the Transplant Co-ordinator?
2007-08-02 08:53:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wanna see me get this ambulance up on 2 wheels?
2007-08-02 07:35:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
That thing that George Bush is infamous for saying: Fool me once and fool you and fool me twice and I'm the fool or something like that!
Or
"Do you think that line in the McDonald's drive thru is too long?"
2007-08-02 14:39:58 · answer #5 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Why aren't we using the lights and siren? Because we only use them for the people who have a chance to make it."
2007-08-02 08:28:48 · answer #6 · answered by Mav 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since it is doubtful you are going to live, wanna have a quickie?
Morg
2007-08-02 07:49:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Man! Have you ever seen one that bad that lived?
2007-08-02 08:07:26 · answer #8 · answered by Owl Eye 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you hurt anywhere else besides the cut on your head.
2007-08-02 07:37:42 · answer #9 · answered by J1 M 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
(From one paramedic to the other) Just exactly how many beers did you have tonight???
2007-08-02 07:36:08 · answer #10 · answered by ♥☠Madame Joker☠♥ 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋