what is the most stupid or funny way you've fallen over and injured youself??

Question

i fell over doing gymnastics class, and tore a ligament, the funny thing was my teacher had just explained how to do this certain movement without falling over lol.....tell me your stories

Answer 1

Erm, I dunno. Quite a funny one was when I was out on a walk with my grandparents dogs when I was about 3 or 4. There are two and they were on stretchy leads and started chasing each other around my legs which got badly burned. I demanded to be carried by my Dad the rest of the walk as we were out in a field. Whenever he touched my legs, even if it wasn't on the burns I screamed. About a week later I went on another doggie walk (I love dogs haha) and me and my big sister were running through a forest away from the rest of the family. There was a small fence of knee height barbed wire (knee height for a little kid). My sister cleared it but I got stuck halfway with the barbed wire in the exact same place of the burns. My Mum says she remembers pulling me off. My little sister's funniest one is when we were dancing swinging round in a circle to some music. She wanted to stop and yelled at me to let go so I did. She went flying and her head went through the fish tank! The water flooded out over her head and I was standing there screaming. (I was about 6 when this happened, she was 3). My big sister who was 9 came downstairs and called for Mum who was on her way down. Dad came downstairs too and picked up the fish (who are still alive) and put them into a bucket while Mum looked after my sister. She didn't even get a bump or cut! One of mine that happened a month ago was when I left a hammer above a cupboard with the long bent big hanging over the edge. A few minutes later I opened the cupboard. The hammer swung down and hit me on the head with the metal flat of the head. I didn't even get a bruise!

Answer 2

I think the worst thing I did was when I was doing a run with one of my dogs in an agiliy course. There was a puddle on the floor next to one of the ramps and the dog ran up and I slipped and slid past on the ground and he kept running. He did however do the rest of the corse (he had three things left) and then promptly ran back to me and ate all the pieces of hot dog that had fallen out of my pocket when I fell... and then came over to see how I was doing.

I wasn't injured to bad, aside from a lot of people making comments about how the dog did the run better without me when with me, and I must say my bum didnt feel the best for a few days.

I think my ego was hurt more then anything else, but it was pretty funny.

Answer 3

I was running down some stairs from my crush in 7th grade, playing hide and go seek tag, and i jumped off the last two stairs, landed wrong, and tore that big ligament in my ankle.

Also, I was playing hide and go seek tag again in like 3rd grade on a playground. I was counting, I said, "Ready or not, here I come!". I heard people running right to my left, so as soon as I opened my eyes, I turned and ran, but of course, there was a giant, metal, playground pole right there. I ran smack into it, and grew a bump on my forehead the size of a golfball.

Answer 4

While having a closed umbrella sword fight in the rain, in trainers after having drank a bottle of wine . I slipped on the pavement fell into a very odd position and twisted my knee very badly, got picked up and carried to a bus shelter by a stranger while my friends call an ambulance because every time I tried to stand my leg just collapsed ended up having knee surgery but I still have major problems with me knee 8years later . OH WHAT FUN THAT NIGHT WAS . Sword umbrella fights the hidden dangers lol

Answer 5

I trip over a lot too but my friend laugh at me just cause I fell. I sometimes complain about how I randomly trip over flat ground or those tiny kinks in the pavement or even y own feet and it seems to make them laugh more.

Answer 6

one time i was playing in a soccer game and the ball wasnt even near me i was just kinda walking up the field, there was no reason to run, and i just kinda fell over and i severly sprained my ankle. it hurt like hell and i couldnt walk for 2 weeks it was pretty funny =]]

Answer 7

I was climbing one rock face while my rope was anchored on another face. I decided to swing back to the other face, but didn't account for the stretch of the rope, so when I prepared to land against the other wall with my feet, my butt slammed on a ledge of the other rock wall, with my hands still holding the rope. I yelled, "**** my butt!"

Answer 8

we have three large dogs...last winter after an ice storm the "boys" were chasing each other in the backyard and one of them didn't get stopped,slid across the ice and knocked me over like a bowling pin....cracked a rib when i fell.

Answer 9

2 things. once i was jumping on the trampoline and I wanted to get off, so i was running off and i face planted the ground!

Also i was somersaulting in my hallway and next to the hallway are stairs i went to late falling down the stairs and we have a gate i knocked it over with my face and my arm was under it and my body was over it, it felt like i broke my arm off.

Answer 10

climbing hay bales and slightly broke my ankle