Your sitting on the couch watching T.V when out of the corner of your eye, you see something scurrying across the floor. You quickly realize it is your abusive ex, only he is bug-sized! What would you do and say?
2007-08-02 03:50:30 · 20 answers · asked by Isabella 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
step hard on him and kill
2007-08-02 03:57:56 · answer #1 · answered by wackywaitress2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An abusive ex that is bug sized.
I would pick him up by the wing and say "what goes around, comes around a**hole, and now it's your turn to be abused by me. Then I would tape him to a counter top so he couldn't get away. Then proceed to slowly torture him by pulling body parts off and watching him squirm in pain until the main torso of his body was split in half and he died a slow agonizing death. Finally I would cremate him with a lighter as I hummed to the "taps."
2007-08-02 12:06:55 · answer #2 · answered by "N"saysable 1iric 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would not say anything!
I would walk up to him, grab my lighter and torch the f*cker, of course i would torture him a bit by maybe pulling his little legs off or burning them off, cutting him a bit with a razor, then i would torch him:)
Hell he would deserve all of that, thankfully I got up the courage to leave him, I am now extremely happy and married to the most wonderful man:) in my eyes that is!
2007-08-02 12:03:45 · answer #3 · answered by Kasja 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy! that will be easy, I will watch it to where it will go or end and if I know that he still creeping I will raise my foot and stump it till it crashed and turn to pieces...
2007-08-02 11:02:41 · answer #4 · answered by islandgirl06 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it's deja-vu, but I could have sworn that you've asked this before.
Quit dwelling on the past and move on!
2007-08-02 10:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by ron-D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't say anything. I'd just get up and get a can of Raid and spray him until he was white and foamy.
2007-08-02 11:09:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the hospital to get help...seeing a bug in the form of my ex....that would make me crazy.....
2007-08-02 11:05:47 · answer #7 · answered by *** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say to you that you have asked this question way to many times. Get over it
2007-08-02 11:07:41 · answer #8 · answered by Jessie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd put him in a tight jar. That way HE's the one in prison!!
2007-08-02 11:00:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would get a GUN and bow his head off
2007-08-02 10:59:15 · answer #10 · answered by fancy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would pick him up and scare the crap out of him.
2007-08-02 10:53:23 · answer #11 · answered by Rein 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋