A good example is my 6 yr old made his first real joke and it was real funny....I have a real mean grand-mother-in-law. She downs everybody and no one is worth her time...just real mean!!! So, I was asking him what he was doing that day and he said, " me and mommy are going to a wedding shower" and he said, "guess who it's for---it's for Great Grandma Cox" I said "really?" He laughed and said, "Hey daddy? - I got you!--you know nobody would want her--she's too mean! Ha!Ha!" I really got a kick out of his joke. My other son when he was 4 yrs old, I was laying on the bed watching TV and had a sandwich next to me on the night table. My son just walked up to me and picked up my sandwich and said bluntly, "Don't mind if I do Daddy!" I thought that was funny....Please share stories like these and others. I am writing a term paper in college and am needing funny stories about what kids say....Thanks!
2007-08-02 03:00:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Well I was on the phone with a friend and my niece who was about 3 was sitting next to me. So I told my friend on the phone okay beep me later so we can talk more. All of a sudden she starts yelling noo noo please no! I'm confused and I say what are your screaming about. She says he can't beat you! I said noo honey not beat me beep, me. He's going to call my beeper so I can call him back. So she says ohhhh he's going to say beeeper auntie's beeeeper! ( I obviously meant he'd call the beeper over the phone) LOL Kids and their misunderstandings!! How cute!
2007-08-02 03:15:53 · answer #1 · answered by Beautiful Liar 07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a little embarrassing. Not too long ago, my 8 year old daughter went with me shopping. We were in the lingerie section. I was looking for a a bra; I'm very well blessed at top. She took one off the rack ( it was huge) examined it, and said loud enough where other customers around could hear. "hey, mom, I think your jumpers could fit in this one." I looked at the other people standing around and just laughed. I quickly moved into another section.
2007-08-02 03:12:35 · answer #2 · answered by sunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My three year old grandson was lying on the bed with his very pregnant mommy. He pulled her shirt up and looked at her big tummy and felt it all over. Then he said, "how's the baby gonna get out? There ain't no door."
One summer after a hard year of teaching, my husband and I were discussing where to go for our vacation. I was too tired to care so I said, "I think I'd like to go incognito." Our three year old son started crying. "Oh no! We went there last year and I didn't like it."
Same summer as we were traveling to Canada through northern Indiana, our two year old asked "Where are we going next?" The next town was Angola so that's what I told him. "Angola"
He said, "Aunt Gola's house?"
2007-08-02 03:18:02 · answer #3 · answered by missingora 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friend's little girl; when she was 3 1/2, was watching Star Wars while we were over, my husband sat down to watch with her and when Darth Vader came on the screen she said "That's the daddy."
2007-08-02 03:09:59 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Mommy to 3 year old Jacob and baby on the way♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to work as a check out chick, and one of my colleagues had chronic body odour. One day when I was working on the til next to hers there was a mother holding a very young boy, when he saw the queue that he was in (leading to the BO lady till) he started wriggling and kicking and shouting "No mummy...not this till, it's the STINKY LADY!!!" lol.....oh I had to stop myself laughing, the mum went bright red
2007-08-02 03:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by sparkleythings_4you 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My nephew Jayden is 6. They were outside playing and he somehow racked himself. He came in to tell mommy that he got hurt and when she asked what happened, he simply replied, "Mommy, my tenticles hurt!" Both me and my sister tried not to start cracking up because he was hurt, but what he said was just so darn cute. Priceless moment.
2007-08-02 03:11:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Art Linkletter made a career out of what you want. Look at some of his material.
2007-08-02 03:29:24 · answer #7 · answered by zax_fl 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i have been taking my 3yr old swimming and yesterday she was swimming all on her own for a while and i went to you and she screamed like i was killing her..."i dont need you, go away" i think she may have skipped right to 13 for a breif moment.
2007-08-02 03:06:38 · answer #8 · answered by eb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋