Jake was dying.His wife sat at his bedside.
He looked up and said weakly, "l have something to confess".
"Theres no need to,"his wife replied.
"No", he insisted,"l want to die in peace.l slept with your sister, your best friend, and your mother!"
"l know," she said,"Now just rest and let the poison work".
2007-08-02 00:43:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you make me laugh thanks BB
2007-08-02 03:31:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's a funny one.....There was this lady who was in her 80's, who had decided to end it all. She had seen and done everything there was to do in life, and her mind was becoming rather feeble. She decided the quickest way to do this was to shoot herself in the heart. She forgot where it was so she called her Dr. The Dr. said, "It's 2 inches below your left breast." She ended up shooting herself in the kneecap.
2007-08-02 00:48:55 · answer #2 · answered by gone 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheating is totally against my morals...I mean it just doesnt make sense....where is the communication, you know?
So yeah, to me......this is a joke and I find i quite funny.
2007-08-02 15:07:47 · answer #3 · answered by hello 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! That's very funny. So much for deathbed confessions.
2007-08-02 00:48:27 · answer #4 · answered by Alfie333 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
let the poison work.... hahahhahahahahahhaaaaa
very good
2007-08-02 07:54:38 · answer #5 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hysterical! Thanks :)
2007-08-02 08:06:34 · answer #6 · answered by Durga sings the classics 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋