2007-08-01 23:50:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Just don't show up. They probably don't really need you there anyway.
2007-08-01 23:58:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was stepping down out of my trailer and I missed the step and when I landed on the ground I messed up my back.
Called in on Tuesday I won't be able to come to work for the rest of the week. My shrink put me on a depressant pill yesterday and I was up all night wired. I'm in zombieland right now and I don't want to drive in fear of an accident, or run the machines in fear of getting hurt or dismembered. I need the rest of the week off cause my body needs to adjust to the medication. So I need the last three days as vacation days because I've missed too much time already and I can't afford to miss anymore .
I won't be in today or Ever Again. I've found a way to earn money by staying at home working on my puter. I'm tired of getting paid for punching a time clock, working my but off on a J.O.B (Just Over Broke) 9 to 5 and retiring with $ 0 in my bank account, forced to live of the Government and taxpayers. If you want to know what I'll be doing, send an email to: Cookie18@SmartBot.NET Hooray! Freedom at Last!
And the best I have heard was
I can't come into work I am sick.
~You don't sound sick~
I'm f#cking my sister, is that sick enough for you.
2007-08-02 07:03:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a manager and I have heard it all. If you really want to stay home, calling in sick never works. We never believe you. A family emergency usually is best. Most people are afraid to lie about a family member because it might really happen and it would be their fault. Also, a household emergency, furnace out, flood, refrigerator broken. Something that makes you have to stay home.
Best one ever: I can't come into work today, I have to stalk my old boss for firing me.
2007-08-02 07:11:18 · answer #3 · answered by LuvinLos 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a huge vicious-looking snake curled up in my shower stall. There's no way I can take a shower with it. I've called animal control, but they said they'd come between 11 am and 3 pm.
2007-08-02 06:57:39 · answer #4 · answered by CJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was working out and i sat down quickly from exhaustion and accidently sat on my balls and i can only feel one i have an appointment with my doctor to locate the other.
2007-08-02 07:03:54 · answer #5 · answered by David H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"my dark roots are showing" (a blonde's comment)
"I broke the heel on my shoe"
"I can't get my pet out of the car"
"my car is dead" or "I locked myself out of my car"
"bad hair day"
"my family member died" (same one for the 4th time this year)
"I have a cold...cough cough"
"I just moved and I can't find anything to wear"
"everything is backing up into the tub and I have to wait for the plumber"
"the lights are out, I couldn't wash my hair, and I have to wait for the electrician"
PS. I laughed so hard that I was crying, when I read your nic.
2007-08-02 07:00:25 · answer #6 · answered by sophieb 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My grandad fell out of an apple tree and I have to bring him to hospital.
True story.
2007-08-02 06:54:10 · answer #7 · answered by morrigin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
food poisoning
sick child
vehicle won't start and you have to wait for a tow truck
sick relative
explosive diarrhea
2007-08-02 06:56:53 · answer #8 · answered by Lazrus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dog ate my car keys?
2007-08-02 06:54:01 · answer #9 · answered by ericbryce2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cat went missing
2007-08-02 06:54:25 · answer #10 · answered by Marge Simpson 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋