I bought this for my husband on our honeymoon:
"Driver carries no cash... he's married"
When he got another work truck he bought himself this one:
"Lost, wife and dog. Reward for dog."
Now it's just plain and simple: "Old Guys Rule"
2007-08-01 19:05:06 · 25 answers · asked by Granny 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
"Don't make me get my flying monkeys!" is definately a fav of mine, but I'd have to say it's a tie with "I think, therefore I'm dangerous".
2007-08-01 19:09:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
One nation under God with His U.S. Marines standing guard.
One the 7th day, God rested and the U.S. Marines filled sand bags.
Before your D.I., there was MOM!
U.S. Marine sniper: "You can run, but you'll only die tired."
My Cockerspaniel is smarter than your honor roll student.
Save water; shower with a U.S. Marine.
Except for ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism WAR has never solved anything.
My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your's Can Party In College.
America, Home of the Free, Because of the Brave.
Be Safe, Sleep with a Marine
If you can read, Thank a teacher. If you can read in English, Thank a Vet!
Do Draft Dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?
Deadliest Weapon in the World A Marine and His Rifle
Your kid's an honor student; mines a U.S. Marine!
My honor student became an honorable U.S. Marine!
United States Marine Corps: protecting your freedom since 1775.
My son is in Iraq. Do you know where YOUR son is tonight?
My wife treats me like a god; she serves me burnt offerings.
2007-08-02 09:38:08 · answer #2 · answered by AmericanPatriot 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi granny, I'm in in the uk and we have stickers in rear windows rather than bumpers. Here's a few favourites though.
Little devil on board - used by mums
Baby on board - that makes me laugh, how cruel to put your baby on a board, surely it would be kinder to use a child seat.
If you can read this you are to close. Get of my a*rse!
This car is constipated, it hasn't passed a thing all day.
Dad's Taxi
Undertakers like overtakers
We over take what you pass - on a sewage wagon
Out spending our kids inheritance- used by the old guys!
Next time you park this close, leave me a tin opener so I can f***ing well get out!
2007-08-01 22:34:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Stickers I have seen that are memorable
"This Truck Insured by Smith and Wesson"
"I may be fat but you are ugly and at least I can lose weight"
"Nuke the Whales"
"Support the Lumber industry because it supports you"
"I'm old what's your excuse?"
"Old Age happens to all of us"
"I would rather be flying"
"My other "car" is a Cessna 172"
I think I would like to see "Menopausal Driver, Handle with Care"
2007-08-02 05:30:30 · answer #4 · answered by isotope2007 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
WOW! After I read some of the potential stickers, I almost decided against answering this question...I'm no where near thinking about some of the things I've read - but they clearly are super funny! Mine would probably read like this:
"I'm 54 - He's 32!"
"God's Musician "
"Focus on the road...stop looking at my Rims"
2007-08-02 05:39:16 · answer #5 · answered by THE SINGER 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pray for me, at a similar time as i think of for you. certainty - blissfully surpassed over provided that 0 advert. Zombie jesus - nevertheless waiting for his return. the genuine pascals guess - Thors hammer is awash with the blood of christians. Honk once you're blissfully deluded. Gods - everyones usual imaginary friends. The pope - preserving toddler abuse inner maximum provided that his hitler infants days. Jesus loves you. each and every person else thinks you're a dlck. Jesus loves you. Zeus knows what you arise to at weekends. Shlt happens. It does no longer propose your mythical being of decision did it. One pair of hands working, will gain better than one billion hands clasped. Jesus wasn't white. something is the two misguided. Pascal - sacrificing infants to the solar god, basically IN CASE.
2016-11-10 23:55:45 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 B 1 ? 1 with the Masonic Compass and Square
2007-08-02 01:38:04 · answer #7 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There are quite a few I love.
" Never underestimate the power of a good hissy fit"
" I'm out of my mind.....Please leave a message"
" Caution..I do whatever the little voices tell me to do"
" Notice to those who tailgate....I break for everything!"
" I divorced my husband for religious reasons...He thought he was God and I didn't"
2007-08-02 06:52:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
My bumper sticker says, "You May Say I'm A Dreamer....but I'm Not The Only One". My nephew got it for me because I was an avid Beatles fan! I get lots of comments on it!
2007-08-02 00:37:00 · answer #9 · answered by ndnquah 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I had one that said 90% aAngel,10% B****, Don't push me. I had people asking me about where I got it. Another one I now have on my car--Forget Love,I want to fall in chocolate. That's the mindset when your over 60 and a diabetic.
2007-08-02 01:24:42 · answer #10 · answered by lotteda717 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I have two..
C O E X I S T
The Earth Does Not Belong To Us... We Belong To The Earth
2007-08-02 05:52:57 · answer #11 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋