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you could make them drink paint thinner while they're young

2007-08-01 18:47:13 · answer #1 · answered by Billy 5 · 3 2

My granddaughter is 11, and she'll tell you, that only a moron starts a war over oil, that doesn't even belong to him! She doesn't need to be protected against liberalism! She is growing up in a household full of them and she is fine and dandy, and she can tell when a pile of something stinks! She watches the news and can understand things very well!

2007-08-02 01:56:11 · answer #2 · answered by jaded 4 · 1 1

Keep putting bloated preposterous windbags like Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and Ann Coulter on the airwaves as the figureheads of conservativism. That should do the trick.

2007-08-02 01:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by Sancho 4 · 9 1

I think we should worry more about protecting them from the evil that is Mark Foley

2007-08-02 02:18:23 · answer #4 · answered by Sageandscholar 7 · 0 0

Lock them in the house (home schooling as some have said) -- constantly program to believe that freedom is bad, diversity is bad, bigotry is good, conformity is good, and choice is bad.

Repeat this over and over until they become convinced that anything that deviates from your personal beliefs must be stopped, and until they are unable to do anything other than spout the party line.

That's the standard fascist approach to conditioning children to oppose civil liberties. Should work well for you.

2007-08-02 01:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by coragryph 7 · 3 2

Git em' some tattoos when they're young, buy em' their first gas guzzlin' pickem-up truck, fix em' up with a nice double-wide and teach em' how to fly a confederate flag in the front yard...

That'll learn em' reel good I reckon'....

2007-08-02 01:54:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

You provide them with examples of strong godly Conservatives like Senator David Vitter and former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich.

2007-08-02 01:49:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 4

Paint their rooms with lead paint, and leave them in it until they are 40 with only the paint chips to eat.
And definitely make sure they have no access or ability to read the US Constitution.

2007-08-02 01:50:58 · answer #8 · answered by Boss H 7 · 6 1

Silence Hollywood stars

2007-08-02 01:51:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 4

you obviously have no idea what liberalism means or what it stands for. The following is what Liberals believe in:

Freedom...

...of conscience

You have the right to think as you wish.

...of religion

You have the right to worship as you please. The government has no business either supporting or opposing religion in general or any specific religion.

...of speech

You have the right to express your views, whatever they may be. Only in the free marketplace of ideas can truth emerge.
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Civil rights
All people are equal under the law. Any type of discrimination based on race, ethnicity, religion, disability, sexual orientation, or gender is not only inconsistent with a free and civil society, but is immoral as well.
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Universal public education
Equality of opportunity requires all Americans to have access to a basic education consistent with maintaining informed citizenship and the ability to participate fully in society.
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Tolerance of Differences
Because we are all unique beings, with different skills, needs, and wants, we must respect the life choices of others as long as their life choices do not infringe on the rights enjoyed by other citizens.
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A Social Safety Net
Recognizing that circumstances beyond mortal control play a part in all our lives, a basic social safety net shall be avaliable to all who need it, not as a permanent lifestyle, but rather as a helping hand to get back on one's feet.
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Employees' Rights
We spend most of our lives working. Work is the foundation of our economy and a major part of the glue holding together communities. The employee is an equal business partner with the employer, and as such, has the right to collectively bargain for terms of employment.
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Environmental Protection
Contrary to some people's opinions, it is possible to both protect the environment and sustain economic growth. We support taking all reasonable and responsible steps to protect the environment and the species contained therein.
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Strong Families
The family is the primary social unit in America. It must be respected, and encouraged in all its forms. Government should make policy with this in mind.
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Responsibility
With rights come responsibilities. Exercising our rights means taking responsibility for our actions, and their effects on others.
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Free Enterprise
The capitalist economic system is the most efficient solution to providing for peoples' wants and needs. Government's role is that of a regulator, not a controller of industry, and any regulation must only be for the good of society as a whole, and not for the benefit of any one entity.
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Rule of Law
Law is the framework in which society operates. There can be no society without justice. Justice means that those who commit crimes must be made to answer for them, and that the criminal code is fair and wisely constructed. When criminal actions go unpunished, respect for the law weakens. The law applies to all, including all agents of the government.
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...most importantly, Progress

2007-08-02 01:49:45 · answer #10 · answered by truth seeker 7 · 8 2

Well your partisanism is whats wrong with this country not the liberals.. I think it's so funny that all the conservatives can do constructively is bash liberals.. Is that the reason they cannot accomplish anything?

2007-08-02 01:49:17 · answer #11 · answered by Danielle 2 · 8 2

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