What if you were kidnapped by a magical crazy artist?

Question

I was asked this question at first i thought it was strange but it turned out to be fun in answering, so have a shot

You get kidnapped by a mad artist who has gained great fame and fortune by the ultra realistic sculptures he creates. Unfortunately for you it turns out he makes those sculptures by turning people to stone!

As your loaded on to the pedestal that will become your new home your allowed to pose as you like, with whoever you want (they also get petrified with you then, although he says he will not join you), and asked where you would like to be placed.

Describe the scenario, :-) be as creative and detailed as you want! (most detailed and creative will probably receive the points though ie, how the transformation actually happens, your last words, how it feels etc)

Note: Assume that when your turned into a statue your still aware but just can't move. (i guess this can effect what type of pose you want to be stuck in :-) )

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Answer 1

I would naturally be petrified into white Venetian marble in the center of Battery Park in lower Manhattan (near my apartment).

The statue wouldn't need anyone else really. I'm comfortable being alone. However, I would be on my back doing the pinwheel/breakdancing move on my back spinning in a wild furious circle. The expression on my face is one of pure glee.

Maybe the 2nd person could be someone standing and applauding or cheering me on in some pose.

I'll sketch something out and email it to you ASAP

Answer 2

Underdog Cartoon series revised 60's edition
"Oh, Underdog! " squeeled Sweet Polly Purebred! The evil Simon Barsinister has captured us and is turning us into one of his stone statues! Oh Underdog, what are we going to do!"

The brave Underdog could hardly move or flinch a muscle. He too was captured and under the evil spell of the wicked Simon Barsinister posing as an mad artist. The cement was setting and becoming firmer by the moment. Evil Simon Bar sinister added an epoxy that was to sure to seal Sweet Polly's and Underdogs doom. Underdog, known as the mild mannered shoe shine boy, was becoming weaker and weaker. But he managed to squeak out these famous words, "There's no need to fear! Underdog is here!"

"Oh, Underdog! moaned Sweet Polly. Her voice was barely audible under the thickening concrete. "Underdog, your getting as hard as a rock"!

"There's no time for THAT now, Sweet Polly. Seems we are in a mess, by golly! What you need will have to wait. Right now I have to unseal our fate! If I could only reach my hand, I have a devised an escape, I've planned. Try , Sweet Polly if you will to reach my secret energy pill."

And so Miss Polly, with all the strength and might she had left , started to sway and rock her statue figure into the rock hard underdog and knock him down to the floor. The sharp blow caused Underdog's entombed weak figure to beak free.

"I'm weak as a kitten, and rock hard still, but now I can get my secret energy pill." So the heroic Underdog became super energy charged, broke the mild mannered reporter, Sweet Polly free and saved the day.

Later that night,
"Oh Underdog!" Sweet Polly Screamed in delight.
"You're wonderful!"

Answer 3

lie down ........... sleep position. So you won't get tired standing and pose ............... lol.