any suggestions on ways to leave your lover?

Answer 1

Just slip out the back, Jack.

Answer 2

The problem is all inside your head
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover

She said it’s really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why don’t we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You’ll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

Answer 3

Slip out the back Jack
Make a new plan Stan
No need to be coy LeRoy
Hop on the bus Gus
Drop off the key Lee....and get yourself free.

Sorry, you asked for that. LOL!

Seriously...just be honest and tell your lover that you two are not a good match (or no longer a good match) and you are moving on...wish them well and then go about your life...rejection hurts, but it happens.

Answer 4

(Paul Simon)

The problem is all inside your head
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover

She said it's really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

CHORUS:
You Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why don't we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

CHORUS

Answer 5

According to Paul Simon, there must be 50 ways to leave your lover. Google it!

Answer 6

Slip out the back, Jack. Make a new plan, Stan. You don't need to be coy, Roy. Just listen to me. Drop off the key Lee, and set yourself free.

Answer 7

You might try the 51st way to leave your lover, which is, I believe, death by overdose. Admittedly, it doesn't seem to be as gentle or as clean as all the others.

Answer 8

Just a suggestion but doesn't it usually start with packing your bags and walking out of the front door?

Answer 9

write a letter and mail it.

make it tasteful and make sure you tell him/her that there is no possibility of reuniting so as not to string them along.
Make it short to the point and leave them with some dignity.

that said good luck!

here are some examples that'll give you a good laugh too-
http://sparkpeople.com/resource/motivation_articles.asp?id=446

Answer 10

you just need to explain yourself, anyone could understand you if they'll know the situation behind, why couldn't she if she knew you better than we do?The more important thing in separating is that you have set free you self from any hurt feelings....so i suggest talk to her and tell her everything...that's it