Ok, I know this is a majorly retarded question, but does anyone know any good ways of...?

Question

killing skittle sweets? Yes, I know it's so retarded, but my best friend and I have recently had a lot of fun naming skittles, and squishing them, but we got bored, bcoz the only Skittle killing methods we could think of are drowning, crushing, nd throwing them.

Also, plz dont be really mean about my question. I told yhoo it was retarded, and me nd my friend are rather immature, and we are easily amused, so anyone with new ways of killing skittles would be helpful =D

Answer 1

1)back over them with hot wheels
2)paint your face like a shark or bear and eat them
3)spray them with bug spray
4)stick them to a target and throw darts at them
5)cover them with saran wrap and suffocate them
6)put them on a pan and in the oven on broil
7)make them walk the plank over your toilet
8)stab them with toothpicks
hope this helps!!

Answer 2

Be careful, but burning them may be another way to do this murder of helpless inanimate objects. LOL

Leaving them out to rot in the sun may be an alternative as well.

Feed them to the nasty opossums or hideous sewer rats that pass through in the night (depending upon where you live)

Answer 3

Could you do yourself a favor? Dont use the word retarded so much. That's an old word. Only really out of touch people still use it. It's like-so yesterday.

Answer 4

pulverize them in a blender! See what happens when you microwave them, just pretend they went tanning and the lid stuck, kinda like in that movie Final destination 3.

Answer 5

My grand-daughter got me hooked on them so I retaliate by devouring them. That'l learn 'em.

By the way, cute question and sweetly stated.

Answer 6

cut in half with a sharp knife. Poke a needle through it.

that is a strange question, though. I will give u a star for that

Answer 7

You should try making them commit suicide. Like falling off the table or even off the roof. My friends and I are just like you but we like making pickles commit suicide.

Answer 8

1. microwave them
2. set fire to them
3. saw them up
4. stab them with forks or knives
5. drop them in the road and watch as they are run over

cant think of any more lol..........
have fun :)

Answer 9

drop some sticking adhesives on them,,spray deodarant on them and burn them ,, collect them and shake them in a blender

Answer 10

let a brick fall on them