Implanting electrodes in a brain-dead man has allowed him to speak.?

Question

So.....do you think this new technology could help George Bush?

Answer 1

Only if the voltage is high enough....





lol.

Answer 2

So, I'll tell a joke.

There is a new service that I heard about which can perform brain transplants. Interestingly, the price of brains vairies by the political affiliation of the brain donor.

Liberal brains cost $10,000 per ounce.
Conservative brains cost $12,000 per ounce.
Libertarian brains cost $9,000 per ounce.
Neoconservative brains cost $45,000 per ounce.

When the head of the company was asked why neoconservative brains cost so much he replied:

"Do you have any idea how many neoconservatives we need to get an ounce of brain!"

Answer 3

Soon as they've finished their experiments on John Kerry, I'll try to get back with you.

Edit: --Just got this bulletin from Associated Press:--- Kerry failed all tests;-- but they're proud to announce that they have successfully removed the size 13 shoe from his mouth , and they're proceeding to hook up Hilary instead.

Answer 4

The man was not brain dead. Brain dead people can't talk.

Answer 5

all the alcohol would make him burst into flames........hmmmmmmm