I have another "Are You Humane" quiz!?

Question

1. You're watching a movie, and there's a screaming baby in back of you and a really tall person in front of you. You:
A. Grin and bear it. You don't want to be a bother.
B. Demand that the tall person moves and the baby leaves.
C. Take out a chainsaw and cut off the tall dude's head, and grab the baby and chuck him at the screen.
2. You're at a restaurant, and you've been waiting for your meal for an hour. So when it's finally given to you, but it's the wrong order, you:
A. eat it anyways. You don't want the chef to have to work too hard.
B. Yell at them and make them give you your dinner for free.
C. Tip your hot coffee over your waiter's head and stick a fork in each of his eyes.

3. It's 105 degrees out, so you go to get a soda. When the machine eats your dollar and the soda gets stuck, you:
A. just walk away. You can get a drink at home.
B. Punch the machine a swear.
C. Take out your trusty chainsaw and split the machine in half, grabbing every soda!!!!!!

Answer 1

Okay...these are very...let's go with "creative".

1: D; Talk very loudly in the tall guy's ear about how he should lose some weight, then say to the person in back that the baby is so quiet compared to others, and tell the parent that they should take them out into the world to teach the OTHER babies how to be so civilized in the cinema.

2: D, once more; Go into the kitchen, and take a "thorough inspection". Then, when someone brings in an order start shouting kitchen lingo that no one understands, like "Hey, we need one Spicy Suzy with extra grumpa, on the starboard only!"

3: a mix of B&C; Swear loudly while simoultaniously kicking the machine, then if that doesn't work, take out my handy chainsaw. I call it Senora. (Of course, only you would understand Hobbes...but you know what i mean...)

Answer 2

1. B- Demand that the tall person moves and the baby leaves.
2. A- Eat it anyways. You don't want the chef to have to work to hard.
3. C-Take out your trusty chainsaw and split the machine in half, grabbing every soda!!!!!!! Hell yeah!!!

Answer 3

1. D. None of the above. Interestingly enough, something kinda similar (though not so extreme) happened just two weeks ago when I went to see Harry Potter. I simply got up and moved without any fuss. It seemed like the easiest solution. No harm done.

2. D. lol (Maybe I should mention that D is always my favorite choice!) I'd still eat it without complaints. I'd even enjoy it. But as I payed, I would have to explain my frustration in the two errors. It's not that I have to always have things rectified.... but I do at least want things recognized.

3. B. (hey...... I went with B!!) I've been known to give a soda machine a one, two punch or two. Gosh, I'll even kick it to death. I will call it names and say things I'll regret later....... but then I run off and go look under the car seats for more change. lol


(Fun question!)

Answer 4

ha ha ha 4 1 i would do c they deserve it coz nobody gets on the recieving end of my moods and lives 2 tell the tale
4 2 i would choose b (they cheeking gits)
4 3 i would choose c coz if that machines gets on my nerves WATCH OUT its the salisbury chainsaw massacre rmmmm rmmmmmmmmmmm knnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!=D

Answer 5

1. neither. i move my seat to a better location.

2. eat it anyways b/c i am hungry.

3. punch the machine and swear at it.

Answer 6

1. B but I would feel like C.

2. same as 1.

3. same as 2.

Answer 7

1. C

2. C!

3. C!!


Yay! That was fun!

Answer 8

1.b
2.b
3.a

Answer 9

1.a
2.b
3.a

Answer 10

hahahaha
1 b
2 b
3 c
yup!!!!!