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A young couple was golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with million-dollar houses.
On the third tee, the wife sliced her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course.
They walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice say, "Come on in."
When they opened the door, they saw glass everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the floor.
A man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?"
The husband began to apologize, but the man cut him off, "Actually, I want to thank you,
I'm a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot released me.
I'm allowed to grant three wishes, so what I'd like to do is give each of you one wish,
and I'll keep last one for myself."
"Fantastic!" said the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie, "it's the least I can do."
"I want a house in every country in the world," said the wife.
"Consider it done," said the genie, "and now for my wish.
Because I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't made love in a really long time.
My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked over at his wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money
and all those houses...If you don't mind honey, I don't either." The wife agreed.
The genie took her upstairs and ravished her for 3 hours.
After he was through, the genie looked at the wife and asked,
"How old is you husband, anyway?"
"Twenty-five," said the wife.
"And he still believes in genies?"
2007-08-01 07:52:24 · 43 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-08-01 07:54:51 · answer #1 · answered by Dale rocks 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It can be since they maintain doing the equal promos and basically try and convey back historical storylines alternatively of making new ones. Illustration, how they are selling the brand new DX military t-shirts and their entrance at summerslam. What is the inventive crew PAYED TO DO? It's ridiculous all they do is deliver again old storylines just in lamer fashion. In influence it makes DX look lamer too. Thanks for pointing that out.
2016-08-04 08:13:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it is funny but stupid because just because there is a broken bottle on the floor and this guy "claims" that he is a genie does not mean that u would have to believe him...I am in the 7th grade and i wouldn't even believe that stupid story.
2007-08-09 07:29:57 · answer #3 · answered by Allie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is because of the fact they shop doing an analogous promos and quite try to produce back previous storylines particularly of coming up new ones. occasion, how they're advertising the recent DX military t-shirts and their front at summerslam. what's the imaginitive team PAYED TO DO? this is ridiculous all they do is convey back previous storylines in basic terms in lamer trend. In effect it makes DX look lamer too. thank you for pointing that out.
2016-10-09 00:03:22 · answer #4 · answered by pletcher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god, that was so dirty and funny, I cant wipe the smerk off of my face. That was great you get a star.
2007-08-09 07:52:03 · answer #5 · answered by NONAME 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. Still funny.
2007-08-01 07:56:24 · answer #6 · answered by JoBos 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke!
A hole in one surely!
Your not "green" - of "course" you should "putt " some more on the "fairway"!
See you in the clubhouse - mine's a scotch!
2007-08-09 07:37:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.Their so stupid lol.Who would believe someone was a genie then promise you all that,but you have to sleep with him?Yeah my first wish would have been proof.lol.
2007-08-01 07:58:29 · answer #8 · answered by Erika 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! FOL
2007-08-09 07:51:09 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-08-08 03:53:09 · answer #10 · answered by Paul W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thas gotta b the best 1 so far lol
2007-08-04 09:43:46 · answer #11 · answered by MANDY D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋