Zombie question... SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE.?

Question

IF there was a zombie outbreak what would you do, say it happened right now as you sat at your computer (home, office, whatever) either one comes crashing through the window or you hear the Emergency Brodcast Network, once your shock is over what do you do?

Answer 1

Are you talking about rage filled zombies? ( 28 days / 28 weeks later / The New dawn of the dead?) or, are we talking about slow shifty zombies? ( Shaun of the dead, Original Dawn of the dead, Night of the living dead..)
Well, In any case, I'd:
Baracade all doors and window, gather weapons, and stay as quiet as possible. If I should come in contact with the undead, I would destroy the brain.

Answer 2

First, have been I at abode, i'd grab my sickle and my short sword (the latter is a inexpensive ornament, yet good for a stab or 2. The sickle is older than me and would minimize by something. the two are decorations in my room) Then, i'd make for the storage (if a risk) to get any cranium piercing/crushing implements i'd desire to. i comprehend we've a competent crowbar and that i bought a 4.5 lb smith's hammer a month or 2 in the past. we don't very own a gun. no remember if I made it to the storage or no longer, i'd attempt for the shed. interior is an ax, a sledge and a small hand pickax. there is likewise a line bar in there (an excellent steel pole with a sharpened end for loosening dirt in submit holes) that would desire to help if i'd desire to hold all of it. back to the abode (assuming zombies defeated or now zombie-unfastened) to take each little thing that's non-perishable (and a few issues that are) upstairs. Then, i'd refill the tub on an identical time as I demolished the stairs making use of a ladder to climb up, which i'd pull up after me. Then, i'd attempt to attend it out as appropriate i'd desire to. If caught offguard or cornered at any factor earlier this replaced into completed i'd attempt to combat my way out and run (taking my bike if a risk). there is a few woodland around the place I stay, so i'd desire to sleep interior the trees at night and have a scuffling with probability at foraging until I have been given someplace semi-safeguard.

Answer 3

I already have a car that has access to the trunk from the backseat so that I can load up the trunk with semi-automatic guns with plenty of ammunition and machetes or anything sharp enough to cut through flesh and bones with no effort for hand to hand combat. I have located the nearest super walmart. Walmart has everything, more stuff than a mall and it is smaller so you don't have to worry about multiple doors or floors. (Southern California doesn't have too many super walmarts, stingy bastards). If for some reason this walmart is unaccessible, then I would head for the hills, forest, or somewhere that doesn't have too many people. Zombies, according to George Romero, go to places they are familiar with. I have yet to see a zombie climb up a hill. I would also have people with me to watch my back but will also know that if they get caught then oh well, sucks to be you.

Answer 4

Assuming i hear it on the EBN, i'd make a note of the location of the outbreak, and if nearby turn out all the lights in my house (hook the T.V up in the kitchen, and close the door) and look thru the blinds on my window every now and again.

If a zombie crashed thru my window, i'd just hit it over the head with the chair i'm sitting on - then get the hell out.

Answer 5

Deal with the zombie threat that crashed through the window first. If I survived that, gather family and as many supplies as we could carry and head off into the wilderness - away from people and zombies. If I could get several other families that are to go with us, we could try to start our own community. We'd have to forage and get as many supplies and weapons as possible.
In the meantime, we'd have to constantly patrol and do a search and destroy on any zombies in our territory. Hopefully, the old shoot-'em-in-the-head trick will work.

Answer 6

GET AWAY FROM PEOPLE. They will collect towards the masses, who will huddle together thinking "society" can protect them. I'd personally go to Califorinia and perhaps stay with my Unkle Al, who lives in a forest in the middle of nowhere. For food I"m just going to assume I have supplies b/c otherwise I'm S.O.L., but other than that wild blackberries grow there so i'd be cool cuz I live off of fruit. From there I'd go to the max brooks website for directions from what to do from there, because the internet will be the last communication source to go down.

Answer 7

i'm screwed, i don't have shoes on, it'll be like die hard and it'll foreshadow my later need to cross an area with lots of broken glass.

after disposing of the first zombie, lock my doors and get to the gun store quick, but by the time i saw a zombie it's too late and heading out now would be foolish. have to barricade in now and break out the zombie survival quide, oh yes i have it. move the food upstairs and destroy the staircase, keep a ladder or rope to get down later. only problem is my basement stairs are under my stairs so thats a long drop. and if the world ends you have to eventually leave to fend for yourself.

Answer 8

fight it off with what evers around, get ahold of my friends tell them head to the walmart/homedept (they are built right next to each other) clear out the dead, help the living, set up a perimiter, move cars in a circle around area, stacked with the toemotors, stacked like2 or 3 high, as best as we can then go into home dept to make sure the barrier holds by using tools and wood and cement and such, long term, we use roof for water collection and growing food, we have plenty of guns, and ammo, and we could live well for a good long while like this

Answer 9

Gently remind them to use the door next time, and avoid going out in public without me. Be kind and patient.. My pet zombies often have to be told a hundred times.. Not their fault their brains are half-rotted and all.

Other than that, I'd just shrug and keep doing whatever I'm doing--If the dead become animated, then everything I know and believe in about reality, physics, biology, etc, is null and void. Not much you can do about that, is there?

Answer 10

Too funny........realistically...the Zombies are really alive to begin with, but the poison in the "puffer fish" bones ground up by witch doctor would cause them to metabolically look dead..... So if they woke up and walked around, right here in front of my computer, I would probably say hello.