2007-08-01 07:01:13 · 31 answers · asked by Super Rad 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
First off -- stay off My property -- I have silver bullets, two wooden stakes and a crucifix and I'm not afraid to use them !!
Next, see a professional councillor, I think you may be eligible for government benefits under the "misunderstood" category !!
Hold a job is going to be tough -- doing graveyard shifts AND taking eight hour lunches isn't going to leave much time for a social life !!
Get really really use to Black for a wardrobe -- it seems it's against some unwritten rule for you guys to own a colored piece of fabric of any sort -- why IS that , anyway ??
And, find some style that doesn't require you to "check yourself out in the mirror before stepping out of the house" -- that just isn't going to work out too well !!!
2007-08-01 07:16:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Although it's difficult to take your question seriously in any way...
The definition, description, etc, of vampires varies so much.. There are communities and sub-communities which believe that vampirism is real and genuine; although they say that all the folklore about crucifixes, sunlight, garlic, etc, is just rubbish. There are also those who believe vampirism isn't about drinking blood, but draining the life force of their victims--via the blood is only the most common way to do so.
There are also cultures, tribes, etc, who practice cannibalism, and drinking the blood of their "victims" is a more specific form of this practice. The belief there is that by imbuing the bodily fluids of another will grant them some kind of benefit according to the "victim". Such benefits include supernatural powers, intelligence, memories, etc.
There's also a small cult following, typically made up of "Goths", who try to convince themselves they're vampires or other supernatural beings; Although many people will argue these people are just crackpots, trying to get attention, or simply trying to differentiate themselves from others to "prove" their uniqueness.
My advice would be to search around the web for more information, different viewpoints, etc. Perhaps even consider counseling--Just find one who makes midnight house calls.. and try not to feed on the hand that cures you..
2007-08-01 14:57:13 · answer #2 · answered by C. M. 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Garlic does not work people, crosses dont work. Medication does not work, step into the sunlight? Only in the movies.
People need to read up on this before answering the questions. You either are a vampire or your not. You did not provide to many clues in your question. In other words what have you done lately they made you ask this. Were you biten, do you have an attack, etc.
And people who think garlic is the vampire stopper, guess again. I know most of the people who ask and answer the questions are only in their mid teens, but you teenies can read correct. Pick up a book and read about us. We are real , we do exist.
2007-08-02 05:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by Mustangchic07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See if your skin gets paler, if is does, check your teeth, if they are longer and sharper than before, go run around the nearest school, if you have an increase in speed, then see if the people that is around you is getting weaker, or if you have an addiction to blood, then, check if you can pick up something that is extremely heavy without difficulty. And lastly, go get a blood test. If everything proves positive that you are a vampire, wear lots of sun block, and try not to attack anyone when you are in a public place. To avoid other people finding out that you are a vampire, try to fit in.
2007-08-01 17:24:35 · answer #4 · answered by Alice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do not allow others to put you down for being different.
enjoy your life.
stay out of the sun.
Garlic is bad for you
while flying at night ,avoid planes
i am sure that would hurt to run into one of those while out flying around.
and avoid rednecks with sharpened sticks.as they might wish to harm you
Remember that vampires or people to.everyone is different.
and just because your different doesn't mean you cant suck blood and fly with confidence and pride that you come from a long line of fine blood suckers.
2007-08-01 14:09:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok. start by finding others. then get a book called: "Vampire Slayers' field guide to the undead"
check if anything looks familiar like the symptoms. and if u r a vampire use the book as a...what not to do...and read very very carefully...and read in between the lines! lol!!!
good luck!!
2007-08-01 15:01:02 · answer #6 · answered by Jack Sparrows Girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy a vacation home in Alaska. Night lasts 3 months in the winter!
2007-08-01 14:12:58 · answer #7 · answered by ♥≈Safi≈♥ ☼of the Atheati☼ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i am a vampire does not matter you can go in sun and you look like normal people
2007-08-01 16:53:36 · answer #8 · answered by Rhōs Ascomanni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look in the mirror. If you don't see your reflection, tough luck, buddy, you're a vampire
2007-08-01 14:10:59 · answer #9 · answered by Ted B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kill yourself and start redeeming your soul.
That said; seek a professional opinion, then find out the medical science behind your 'condition', and if you find out that you are indeed a vampire - you can either do as i recommend above or you can go and massacre as many people as you can.
I don't mind tbh.
2007-08-01 14:05:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋