2007-08-01 06:57:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
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First they hold a press conference to complain loudly that the Republicans have not done anything to fix the bulb.
Second: They demand hearings to find out exactly how long the bulb has been out and who knew and when.
Third: They will howl and ask why they were not informed of the bulb being burned out.
Four: An independent committee will be formed to study the problem of the burned out bulb and come up with recommendations to fix the problem and insure that it never happens again.
5: Once the recommendations are released, an environmental impact study must be done to deduce the impact of the waste bulb.
6: Bids will be taken to procure a new bulb.
7: Replacement will be delayed by budget questions.
8. It is discovered a ladder will have to be used so the whole thing goes back to committee.
9: Democrats run for office saying that the light bulb situation is intolerable and if elected, they will fix it.
10. Democrats take over congress, vote themselves a raise and go home to raise money for their re-election campaigns.
2007-08-01 07:10:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, but the union says I don't have to replace light bulbs. So we'll all just sit here in the dark until the guy in charge of Light Bulb Replacement gets back from vacation.
2007-08-01 08:36:39 · answer #2 · answered by Eukodol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answer: ER...Two, but they have to be Really, Really small!
No! No! Wait...Liberals don't screw light bulbs, they screw the poor and working class!
Seriously! No one is positive/honest about conception, the gestation is probably nearly as ugly as when as when as an infant they crawl out from under the rock!
2007-08-01 07:32:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
3..one to hold the bulb and two to " TURN" the ladder lol
2007-08-01 07:41:44 · answer #4 · answered by John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None!
Liberals want the Government to do it for them.
2007-08-01 07:03:13 · answer #5 · answered by Samm 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
7!!!
One for the manual labor
two as his union representatives
One to collect tax on the labor
One to supervise the labor
two to fill out paperwork associated with the labor
2007-08-01 07:01:25 · answer #6 · answered by Serpico7 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't matter- standing on the ladder would be oppressing it's rights.
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
That doesn't matter either, they prefer to remain in the dark!
2007-08-01 07:02:24 · answer #7 · answered by Beardog 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
It only takes one -- but first they have to debate the constitutional rights of the light bulb in question.
2007-08-01 06:59:28 · answer #8 · answered by coragryph 7 · 5⤊ 4⤋
Only one, but if they get hurt trying to screw it in, they will sue you for every penny you have.
2007-08-01 07:01:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It would only take One: Bill Clinton....
But he wouldnt use a lightbulb.
If ya' catch my drift. ;)
2007-08-01 07:06:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋