2007-08-01 05:34:25 · 9 answers · asked by RoyDamnMercer 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Judge: And your reason for filing for divorce?
Man: Well, she always kept the bathroom door locked when she was using it.
Judge: And this made you feel?
Man: well..... like she was hiding something from me. A marriage is based on trust and sharing. If we can't share everything, then what do we have???
Woman: Your honor..... he's just upset because he thinks my box of tampons were some kind of sex toy or candy. I keep telling him what they are, but he still refuses to believe me. Does he really have a valid reason for filing for divorce?? Just because he never has seen me on the toilet??
Judge: I'm afraid so, Ma'am. Marriage is not complete until both parties have walked in on each other at least once. I'm afraid you have not fulfilled your duties as a wife. *bangs gavel* Divorce granted.
2007-08-01 06:11:21 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh no. It is not complete until you not only walk in on but carry on a lengthy conversation as well. A marriage "made in heaven" would then be one in which you have videotaped each other and then shown it at the family reunion on the big projection screen.
2007-08-01 17:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But really if its a close couple that happens way before marriage
2007-08-01 05:38:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i hope that's not a marraige at all. Otherwise, I'd be married to my mom, dad, brother, sister-in-law, an aunt, and probably a few other people i can't remember....icky.....
2007-08-01 07:27:25 · answer #4 · answered by C is me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh hell...don't say that, I did that on the second date with this guy HA Just kissed him on the forehead and kept on going...I DO NOT want to get married...this doesn't mean we are married now does it?! lol
2007-08-01 05:41:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-08-01 05:37:54 · answer #6 · answered by mom of 3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roy!
Thanks!??? for the mental image! Although it's probably true. What a thing to look forward to.
Iggy
2007-08-01 06:22:57 · answer #7 · answered by Iggy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is why they put locks on doors.
2007-08-01 05:37:51 · answer #8 · answered by Brownie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess..
2007-08-01 05:41:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋