How come every time i fart i bleed and vomit at the same time?

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How come every time i fart i bleed and vomit at the same time?

Do i have a problem?

2007-08-01 05:09:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ History

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Yes. You have "Idiottosis". Call a doctor and make an appointment. Before you go, make sure you drink 1/4 a bottle of Drain-O, lick a piece of moldy cheese, and then masturbate with sand paper. This will help your doctor know what the problem is.

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2007-08-01 08:50:19 · answer #1 · answered by [Beautiful Disaster]? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Yes, you do, because you post a medical question on a history board.

2007-08-01 06:02:14 · answer #2 · answered by rdenig_male 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Nah, you're fine. You just have "spammeritis." I think being reported a few times until you're banned will solve this.

2007-08-01 05:32:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋