Mine was-
Q- Why do cows wear bells?
A- Because their horns dont work....
Ok it's not that funny, but it was from my 80 year old patient at work, and I was obliged to laugh!
2007-08-01 05:07:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL. I thought it was pretty funny.
The last one I heard was this about this little girl was in class and the teacher was saying how it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being but the little girl said, " Jonah was swallowed by a whale." The teacher again kept saying that it wasn't possible because a whales throat was too small to swallow a human being. The little girl said, " Well, when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher said, " Well what if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl said, " Well then you ask him."
2007-08-01 05:13:34 · answer #1 · answered by Turtle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A person in another question claimed to be an Aussie but they live in Melbourne.
Sydney Rocks.
2007-08-01 13:09:21 · answer #2 · answered by Doona 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it was stupid too...
"a rabbit and a skunk were lost in da forest, da rabbit started crying da skunk asked him what was wrong, da rabbit said I dont know what I am...da skunk says hmm yo white and fluffy and have a cotton tail you must be a rabbit...they walk farther and da skunk started cryin da rabbit asked what was wrong and da skunk said I dont know who I am or what I am...da rabbit says hmm...yo black yo white and you stink you must be a mexican..."
Exept I hate dat joke, Im part mexican and thought if very racist.
2007-08-01 12:12:42 · answer #3 · answered by Rapper4JC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no one has told me a joke in forever, haha.
2007-08-01 12:11:03 · answer #4 · answered by Megannn. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋