1- Offer him a night with your wife in exchange for World Peace
2- Slip your wife a dagger to use during the night
3- Poison his food with Cyanide
4- P*ss in his Espresso the bastard deserves it
5- Hold him hostage and exchange for Kazillion of US dollars
6- Arrange a meeting with the Pope and hope for the best
7- Arrange a meeting with the Allmighty and put it to rest
8- Invite him to watch an NHL Hockey game front and center and hope he gets hit by hockey puck during pre-game warmup
9- Treat him like a guest and break out the Limoncello at the end of the night
2007-08-01 03:17:02 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
10- I'd bust out my Koran and read it to him; I think he missed a few parts.
2007-08-01 03:20:53 · answer #1 · answered by Amber 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
3
2007-08-01 03:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by Diabla 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
3 and 4
2007-08-01 03:19:55 · answer #3 · answered by ¾ pErFeCt™ 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well, firstly, just to inform you all, I know you guys wont believe this but Osama Bin Laden is dead. Second, If he would come to my place I would chat with him just like any other person. Isnt he a human being?? Why treat him special? Oh and yeah I'd invite him to dinner too. XD
2016-05-19 23:00:33 · answer #4 · answered by alecia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2007-08-01 03:21:25 · answer #5 · answered by JoJo 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Tell him I have 72 virgins waiting for him then shoot him in the head...Then I would enjoy my Limoncello (homemade I might add, pretty good for a southern girl)
2007-08-01 03:21:55 · answer #6 · answered by Luvatlanta 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
10. Serve Al Pastor, (Marinated Pork,) for dinner and and tell him it was barbecued beef. Then take him to a cop bar for Karaoke Night, (these are Chicago Cops, mind you.) Then announce that we had a Celebrity in the the audience when I got up to sing Toby Keith's "Courtesy of the Red White and Blue."
A Republican would **** his pants and demand that we send more troops to Iraq.
2007-08-01 03:26:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
OMG... so many choices and so little time!
ooo... ooo... what should I do?!
Can I exchange him for a kazillion donuts?! :D
(sorry... I've been watching too much Simpson's :D)
2007-08-01 06:29:40 · answer #8 · answered by Samantha 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
#2
2007-08-01 03:20:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
None of the above. I'd experiment with delicious new ways to torture the bastard. After I've had my fun with him, I'd turn him over to the CIA so that they can have their turn with him before they kill him.
2007-08-01 03:21:45 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋