It's about average height and not too heavy. I haven't got a car though.
Any suggestions?
2007-08-01 02:28:41 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Obviously, I don't want it traced back to me, awkward question to answer, you know...
2007-08-01 02:37:08 · update #1
There is a deep wood in front of my house......
2007-08-01 02:33:19 · answer #1 · answered by nutsfornouveau 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take them on a midnight stroll through the grave yard n push him in an open grave (one with its own spade of course, to fill it in, incase he wants to climb out, they don't always feel like co-operating do they.....so inconsiderate)or a romantic walk along the cliff edge and push him over it .Shove him accidentally on purpose down the stairs,.Never use an instrument leaves tell tale marks, n fingerprints,tend to get done for murder then.Not a good idea.Accidental accidents are definitely the way to go, BUT on no account invite miss Marple or Poirot round for tea, the clever buggers suss these things out.
2007-08-01 02:52:50 · answer #2 · answered by suze 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait till victim is in full state of rigormortis, put a ridiculous outfit on it and then steal a personnel badge from your nearest department store. Pose as a window dresser then place fake "dummy" in window. Nobody should notice until the next season's collection arrives. This works best when your victim has no genitals.
2007-08-01 02:38:32 · answer #3 · answered by Shona L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I reckon in the middle of a large heavily wooded traffic island, the road must be very busy though. As you will have already guessed parking and offloading the body could be a problem, but its not insurmountable.
2007-08-01 02:39:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Presuming this is an entirely rhetorical question, I would bury it in the foundation concrete of a new house. To be extra safe, you should have the body cut into a hundred pieces. I hope I amn't helping you with a murder!!!
2007-08-01 02:32:53 · answer #5 · answered by Buttons 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
According to Gretta Van Sustern on Fox channel, it is off the coast of Aruba with the use of a boat (no car required).
2007-08-01 02:37:44 · answer #6 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What about a graveyard just Put it in a wagon or something rapped up in a towel if people ask you what is it say Oh its a giant baby doll!!!! Lolz and then take it to a police station give it to them and then go home! I guess i dont know!!!
2007-08-01 03:19:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Answers like the first one JUSTIFY my PMS.
People take this place way too seriously.
I will dispose of it.
I know a guy with a sewer...
2007-08-01 02:32:37 · answer #8 · answered by George The Fat Pink Gay Hippo 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yep...you pig farm answers are right...nothing at all left. Don't use concrete... after the body is gone...a recognizable form is still there!
2007-08-01 02:35:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give it to the prison service they are losing bodies all the time.
2007-08-01 02:36:12 · answer #10 · answered by derek m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats easy, you need to find the nearest pig farm, cut the body up and then feed it to them, but you need to remember to remove the teeth and finger/toe nails and grind these up to dust.
Have fun crazy girl and I have called the police!!
2007-08-01 02:33:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋