Can anyone give me some comedy writing inspiration for the list as follows (written by Rosemary Williamson)?

Question

O sole Mio
Oh my cod
A loftey perch
Future Shark
My Brother's kipper
What the Hake

Answer 1

Writ a poem for each: i.e.

Oh my cod
caught by my rod
on a sod-less sea
of red Sherry

With pouting lips
not of fish
and still here now
my breakfast dish