2007-08-01 01:27:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Its the aliens from Planet Diplomatia.
its the 492nd step in a 14,904 step plan to take over the earth.
You see they steal all of the earthling shoelaces so that they can form a looooooong rope that they can swing down on ... on the day of the attack. When the humans try to run they will trip and fall out of their shoes/sneakers and will be easy to catch.
Thank you once again for helping the earth.
Remember "If you see Something ....Say Something!"
2007-08-01 03:31:24 · answer #1 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The noodle fairies of course. Or the Crumple-Horned Snorkacks -- I hear the're vicious time time of year.
Of course, you must also ask yourself - were they ever shoelaces? Could you have been mistaking your trusty noodles for trite shoelaces all this time??
Think about it.
2007-08-01 08:33:55 · answer #2 · answered by carnelionne 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Must be the Government then - everyone blames them anyway! Maybe some Mexicans! Darn illegals!
2007-08-01 08:34:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was the Loch Ness Monster.
He is responsible for all evil tricks in the world.
2007-08-01 08:34:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your shoes, they just couldn't resist the noodles. shame poor hungry shoes!
2007-08-01 08:36:16 · answer #5 · answered by Bianca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was the pasta fairy. Check your sock drawer, she usually leaves the meatballs in there.
Enjoy your day!
2007-08-01 08:33:43 · answer #6 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the Italians
2007-08-01 08:30:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buk. i think he's going to try and hang someone with all those laces.
2007-08-01 09:19:08 · answer #8 · answered by frostbite 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The devil
Because the Devil made you do it
So sorry
2007-08-01 08:32:37 · answer #9 · answered by barbie doll 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Campbell's soup guy....
2007-08-01 08:33:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋