Best answer to the one that makes me hungry...or laugh! Here's mine..................
Lay's Malaise
I would like to know
Who ate the potato chips
Empty Bag for me.
&
Party Food
Where's the Velveeta?
7 layer weenie dip
Alka-Seltzer, please!
2007-07-31 22:41:40 · 12 answers · asked by Monsieur Recital Vinyliste 6 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
VOL: " L O L !"
2007-08-01 04:59:28 · update #1
Variations on a Cheese Food Substitute:
Bloopy,powdered sauce..
Don't you steal my Velveeta!
That is not-cho cheese!
2007-08-01 06:19:23 · update #2
Desiderata:
"Glad junk food would eat"
Juxtaposition
Noun and verb and adjective
I find compelling
2007-08-01 06:26:04 · update #3
Licking the cream from
My Double-stuffed Oreos--
What could be better?
2007-08-01 00:48:10 · answer #1 · answered by Starfall 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chocolate ice cream
Whipped cream, cookies, and hot sauce
Topped it with a cherry
Hot dogs, hamburgers
Sausage rolls, pigs in blankets
Pass the mustard please
Corn chips and salsa
Melted cheese on top, gooey
Nachos are so messy
2007-07-31 23:00:20 · answer #2 · answered by lilykdesign 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The grease stains the shirt.
I pour the bag's crumbs straight in.
Oh, crunchy goodness!
The cookies are sin.
Chocolate Peanut Butter.
Please take them away!
A brownie for you,
Eleven brownies for me.
Its still a dozen.
A golden cheese flow
covers the nachos with love.
No love for heart, though.
2007-07-31 22:47:43 · answer #3 · answered by Vol 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in the kitchen Hamburger and soda. the soda is the burn the Hamburger in the previous it hits the kidney's greater psychology that could or is probably no longer actual in basic terms like getting to understand some thing new then looking out later that's grew to become into no longer actual; so we could desire to alter our total potential on existence. we've 2 brains we've in straight forward terms one on the two aspects yet they're mutually! like minds think of alike.
2016-10-08 23:18:32 · answer #4 · answered by niehoff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*****
Automatic
I speak to the box outside
About hamburgers
Ask for some extra pickles
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You like Zippy's Bruddah?
Three Chicken Teriyaki
Seven Chili Rice
Honolulu crew's hungry
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Like two chips passing in the night
Barbecued are very good
Salt and Vinegar
Sour cream and onion, too
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2007-08-01 01:52:29 · answer #5 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WE BOTH GOT ONE!
Junk the Junk
Eat yore vegetables!
Take yer poisoned junk food and
Feed it to the mole....(farmer crabtree)
" My Confession" by Granny Crabtree
I abused Ding-Dongs
Couldn't tell what they were for!
(Now I like them more...)
2007-08-01 07:59:26 · answer #6 · answered by Farmer & Granny Crabtree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dogs Barking
Hot dog on a bun
Add onions, chili and cheese
Rolaids for desert
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Hot Chocolate
Hershey with almonds
From my pocket to my mouth
Lick the wrapper clean
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Dancing Dips
Corn chips and salsa
Dance with the guacamole
Then kiss the sour cream
2007-08-03 12:44:03 · answer #7 · answered by Kevin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burger is king
big mack a rip cord for gut
Wendy fries cows
2007-08-01 02:01:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wish I'd written this one because it's freeking hilarious!
A brownie for you,
Eleven brownies for me.
Its still a dozen.
I'll write mine after Spanish class.
2007-08-01 03:15:12 · answer #9 · answered by Cinnibuns 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dunno -- that's quite a challenge, but I'll try: Here goes:
Gastric Bypass
I don't eat junk food
too much sodium and fats
pass the veggie plate!
UNDER THE TABLE
Vodka is my drink
How did I get on the floor?
My glass is empty!
(You knew I could do it, though, didn't you?) Incidentally, I love "Lays Malaise" Cool title....
2007-08-01 03:50:45 · answer #10 · answered by gldjns 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋