If your abusive ex was suddenly three inches tall and running across your bedroom floor, as you were sitting on your bed! What would you do and say?
2007-07-31 18:28:49 · 21 answers · asked by Katey 1 in Dining Out ➔ Other - Dining Out
wow, i'll answer all of these
squash him
2007-07-31 18:30:53 · answer #1 · answered by Yayaysbdjfbdjbdhd 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Katey, Finally a question that is for me. I had an abuse husband and i finally DIVORCE his sorry A S S!!! If he was only 3 inches tall i would kick the prick in his tiny little A S S as hard as i could hopefully knocking his cheating and abuse BALLS off of him!!! Thank You Very Much for this question you have made my night. Lol Lol I am feeling better now. Lol.
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-08-01 01:35:39 · answer #2 · answered by poppy1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heheh..well first of all i would catch him! have to have a firm hold to his little head...i would duct take him to the wall and smile very softly at him saying something like "got you now you stupid thing.." and most likely tel him he is as big as his manhood was now..and then laugh because his three inces is most likely as big as a pinhead in his total hight of three inches. I would then force him to watch all the moives we where suppose to see together while he was cheating on me. Then just for kicks i would call the 4 (yes FOUR) women he got preggy while he and i where married and let them have their way with him, that would be more enjoyable then anything i could do, the watching them hurt him! because then i wouldn't feel guilty about it
2007-08-01 01:48:18 · answer #3 · answered by roses_are_black 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't you just ask a similar question yesterday?
I don't have abusive people in my life.
I WON'T have it.
If I did, and it was as you described, naturally, I'd catch him, put him in a jar, then take him to the pet store and feed him to the lizzards. And watch, with my face pressed up against the glass.
2007-08-01 01:33:19 · answer #4 · answered by Yinzer from Sixburgh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've had two abusive ex's. I'd pick either of them up and flick them out the door into the street...just as the street sweeper was coming by.
2007-08-01 12:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I'm not trying to be rude and I'm sorry if you were abused but ... you have asked these "what would you do if your abusive ex was ... " questions FIVE TIMES.
http://answers.yahoo.com/search/search_result;_ylt=AsrUXF0z0bnoHGzunnm_RpQN6xR.?p=Girls%2C+funny+question%2C+what+would+you+do+and+say
Seriously ... STOP asking these questions, it's getting ridiculous.
2007-08-01 01:31:53 · answer #6 · answered by Alyssa 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha that's funny i'd kik him across the room then out the window at my friends house. She has a cat that lives in her bush. hehehhe
2007-08-01 01:42:33 · answer #7 · answered by Gabby Marie_♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would fart really loudly near his head...blowing his ear drums off....making him deaf
Next, since he couldnt hear me pulling down my pants I would be able to pee in his eyes....blinding him
Last since he now cant see or hear, I would put my fingers really close to his legs so every time he gets up he would trip
then I would put the video on youtube and send it to all his friends
If the plan failed....I would use him as a tampon....the most action he would ever get
2007-08-01 01:34:39 · answer #8 · answered by dancingdoctor85 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This isn't a funny question. You've got issues sister!
2007-08-03 19:30:49 · answer #9 · answered by hoa m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would run and get a mousetrap or a shoe WHAM! end of that problem : )
2007-08-01 01:31:13 · answer #10 · answered by Bettie_T 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well its not very funny seeing as he was abusive...Or do you find that funny???
2007-08-01 08:38:34 · answer #11 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋