Your sitting on the couch watching T.V when out of the corner of your eye, you see something scurrying across the floor. You quickly realize it is your abusive ex, only he is bug sized. You lift your foot over him and before stamping down you say?
2007-07-31 18:21:46 · 26 answers · asked by Samantha 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
"I'm worse than you ever were because I'm going to commit murder! You always told me I was a b i t c h, guess you were right!"
2007-07-31 18:25:00 · answer #1 · answered by Paul S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well FIRST i would like to know how you came up with this one? Lol. I wouldnt smash an ex boyfriend of mine, I may throw it out. And i know that is not very interesting for you so i will make up something. Why not keep him in a jar and torture the fella?
2007-07-31 18:25:38 · answer #2 · answered by Ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be too easy to just squash him. I think a jar with air holes and just enough food and water to keep him alive for a week or so, then let him loose in the yard- with a cat!
2007-07-31 18:30:52 · answer #3 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe I would have to torture him a little first. Payback ya know. Burn his little buggy feet (and anything else for a while). Let the dog play with him, then when she gets bored she can finish him off. Pick his dead *** up with a tissue and flush him because he belongs with the rest of the s**t.
2007-07-31 18:24:38 · answer #4 · answered by Leather and Lace 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are an evil lady. Go stick your foot in a mulching machine.
2007-07-31 18:25:07 · answer #5 · answered by Joe L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, that's really weird....
but I would probably either
A. "This is for all the times that you have hurt me"
or
B. take my foot down, let him outside and say "what would jesus do? Forgive."
2007-07-31 18:25:09 · answer #6 · answered by Stay Beautiful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish i cared enough not to kill u then i step on him and jump up and down the spray him with bug spray
2007-07-31 18:25:25 · answer #7 · answered by Morgan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would scoop him up and put him into the microwave, and just before I turn it on high I would say, "This is gonna hurt you more than its gonna hurt me."
2007-07-31 18:26:15 · answer #8 · answered by pmschick 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL - you made my day!! That was great ....... I would say:
What are you doing here? You have 3 seconds to get out or you're dead!!
2007-07-31 18:24:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
id get away from him possibly
2007-07-31 18:24:26 · answer #10 · answered by realgirlss9 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋