My family hates me. I've failed them as a husband and a provider.
2007-07-31 17:08:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
let them do it, you seemed to have had a good run.
2007-07-31 17:23:14 · answer #1 · answered by nicole f 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fake your own death. Start off by introducing yourself around town as your twin brother, Lenny. Then take out a huge policy on yourself. Lenny collects the cash after you fake your death and your a finally home free from that whale of a wife!
2007-08-01 10:40:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's a sincere question, you should remove them as the beneficiaries of the policy and let them know it. Then you should get your sh*t together as a husband and father so they won't want to kill you.
2007-08-01 00:12:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Drop the insurance immediately. Take away the incentive. Then get the heck outta there.
2007-08-01 00:11:50 · answer #4 · answered by hannibal61577 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Make out a will dictating that all funds coming in from your demise should go to a charity.
And I really hope that you're just feeling down and they don't really hate you. I'm sure you did what you could.
2007-08-01 00:12:57 · answer #5 · answered by Jess 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Kill them first by drowning them. Then bury the bodies in a neighbor's backyard when they're gone.
2007-08-01 00:11:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Get evidence and put it in a safety deposit box. Then tell them you've done this. If they kill you, they're going down. Booyah!
2007-08-01 00:14:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
tell them that you have made your second cousins best friends mothers great aunts great grandchild the beneficiary. and sleep with your eyes taped open and with a baseball bat in your arms.
2007-08-01 00:19:08 · answer #8 · answered by †↓ѕіѕтея•матуІdа↓† 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I completely agree with Lawyer Dude.
Peace.
2007-08-01 00:17:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Stand still and make sure the blood splatter goes on the right walls etc.
lol This is too morbid to be true....so, promise them you will try harder , ok?
2007-08-01 00:12:36 · answer #10 · answered by missellie 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Go make a complaint to the police!
2007-08-01 00:10:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋