Betcha it's mandatory registration of all guns in the first month.
2007-07-31 16:29:41 · 10 answers · asked by Thomas Paine 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Equal time for them on all talk radio shows but ignore how the lib stations and print media ignore the conservative views. We will be censored by the Libs and this country will become a 21st century Socialist state where initiative is punished and passiveness is rewarded.
2007-07-31 17:58:47 · answer #1 · answered by mr conservative 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
"A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE REPUBLICAN"
Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised.
All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too.
He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.
In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.
Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some liberal fought for the laws to stop industries from polluting our air.
He walks on the government-provided sidewalk to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union.
If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.
It is noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime. Joe also forgets that his in addition to his federally subsidized student loans, he attended a state funded university.
Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety standards to go along with the tax-payer funded roads.
He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans.
The house didn't have electricity until some liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.
He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.
Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."
2007-08-01 00:18:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
The first order of business will be to ban the name Bush in any history books. They hate him so much that they will try to go back in time and try to alter history.
2007-07-31 23:47:03 · answer #3 · answered by IAmDamon1 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Oh my God, where could we begin? Well, honestly, and hopefully a law that protects stem cell research with embryonic cells and provides funds for it.
Gay marriege; and last but not least, an immigration reform. That honestly sounds too good to be true, or happen in the same decade all together.
2007-07-31 23:36:55 · answer #4 · answered by Zoe S. 3 · 4⤊ 5⤋
Naw, it'll be an order of involuntary commitment for people calling themselves Paine...
2007-07-31 23:40:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
It will become law to kiss a gay person on the lips when first meeting them or off with your head! Hahahaha!
2007-08-01 00:03:29 · answer #6 · answered by brenda r 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
The possibilities are mind boggling, and all of them would be bad for America.
2007-07-31 23:34:18 · answer #7 · answered by dave b 6 · 4⤊ 3⤋
not guns the first day
they will tax gasoline 500% so they can'save the planet'
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/07/30/MNGHOR9DPG1.DTL&feed=rss.news
the guns will be the following week
and then the border will be taken down
2007-08-01 00:03:08 · answer #8 · answered by mike c 5 · 1⤊ 5⤋
registration of all guns. that's silly.
I'll bet it will be a mix of statutes and executive orders mandating honorable behavior by gov't and it's agencies and it won't be a moment too soon, either.
2007-07-31 23:38:37 · answer #9 · answered by Robert K 5 · 3⤊ 6⤋
What makes you think they'll get in?
And why would they get anything more done this time?
2007-07-31 23:40:47 · answer #10 · answered by Robert S 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋