I saw the ghost! and when i woke up.. there was a fresh pile of poop on my lawn. WHAT DO I DO!!!
2007-07-31 16:14:12 · 12 answers · asked by Derick H 1 in Home & Garden ➔ Garden & Landscape
Scoop it up and sell it on eBay. They have bought worse there.
2007-07-31 16:18:57 · answer #1 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well he did die on the crapper...so this isn't entirely a surprise.
Feel blessed that he chose to do his business in your yard. Play "And The Grass Won't Pay No Mind" nightly to see if you can get him to come back.
Also play "Green Green Grass of Home" to make sure that the fertlizer he has planted for you benefits the lawn. If you move a little of that fertilizer to under a tree in your yard you might get this result--"Singing Tree"
Also transplant some to your rose bushes..."Mama Liked The Roses"
Lastly, play "We're Coming In Loaded" to get more results...
2007-08-01 02:38:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Sell it on EBay!
2007-07-31 16:19:20 · answer #3 · answered by JAN 7 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Sell it on e-bay
2007-07-31 20:31:28 · answer #4 · answered by mac3 5 · 9⤊ 0⤋
sell it on ebay
2007-08-04 14:34:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
eat it to gain elvis' talents
2007-07-31 16:15:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
Don't be silly dude
Couldn't you pick someone else?
2007-08-01 07:10:24 · answer #7 · answered by Ask_Elvis 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
way to lose 5 points.
oh well, i just gained 2.
2007-07-31 16:17:27 · answer #8 · answered by Blah Blah Blah 5 · 8⤊ 2⤋
what kind of weed did you say you were growing in your yard or was that shrooms?
2007-07-31 18:22:41 · answer #9 · answered by sue 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
well i hope you took a pic
2007-07-31 16:19:49 · answer #10 · answered by Lynn 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋