Can you complete this question? You are old when.............?

Question

Help finish writing my book for my husband's 50th birthday. Thanks.

Answer 1

When you see a young and beautiful girl wearing provocative clothing, and your reaction is: what was her mother thinking letting her out of the door wearing that?

Answer 2

* Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."
* Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming "do over!"
* "Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
* Catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.
* It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
* The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was "cooties".
* Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot.
* A foot of snow was a dream come true.
* Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for action figures.
* "Oly-oly-oxen-free" made perfect sense.
* Spinning around, getting dizzy, and falling down was cause for giggles.
* The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
* War was a card game.
* Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.
* Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.
* Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin.
Hope this helps ya....DAM! I am Olllld LOL

Answer 3

The idea of an evening's quality time is helping to push the cart at the grocery store.

You actually eat real breakfast food for breakfast.

You have nostalgia for the early nineties.

You need reading glasses to dial your cellphone.

You think the Rolling Stones look pretty good for their age.

When the risk is always greater than the gain.

Answer 4

Oh dad would be so mad at me for saying this but any way here is goes nothing, lol.

You are old when....you have to use an extension to urinate.

Here is the deal with that. My dad is 84, I am 50. When he needs to urinate, he has to use an extension because...well you know it has shrunk. He uses the extension so the urine goes in the toilet and not on the toilet or on the floor.

Answer 5

I'm almost 46 years old, and I don't consider myself old....except going to the beach for the weekend with three women 12 years younger than me, that made me feel a little old. Perhaps, when you're offered the senior citizen's discount at McDonald's - HA!

Answer 6

your alseep, but others worry that your dead.
your back goes out more often then you do,
your proud of your lawn mower,
you sing along with the elevator music,
people call at 9:00 p.m. and ask "did I wake you"?
you send money to PBS,
your ears are harrier then your head,
you talk about "good grass" and your referring to someones lawn,
you get into a heated argument with a pension plan,
you got cable for the weather channel,
you have a party and nobody realizes it,
you find yourself smiling at this list

Answer 7

It's a funny and phenomenal thing: Call it "Learned Behavior" or "A Product Of Your Environment" But, When your around people who exaggerate their pain, don't you, too, start to suffer severe drama and trauma?-lol a young girl told me I was a sexy older man and I went and got a Bicycle !-lol

Answer 8

You are old when, you start thinking where the years had gone by, but you are as young as you feel.

Answer 9

You know you are old when you try to change gears with the emergency break....on an automatic.

Answer 10

You know you are old when your hair starts sliding off your head and down your back.