I'd really like some sweet dreams....g'night!
2007-07-31 15:03:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh, Buk---nothing can top that!
2007-07-31 15:07:12 · update #1
Ok, here goes....
Once upon a time, in a land far away, there lived a king who had a beautiful, but gullible, daughter (she even believed that 'gullible' was not in the dictionary). The time came for her to marry, and the King made the announcement throughout the lands. However, since he was a thoughtful man, he put conditions on the marriage. "Only he", said the King, "who can say something that my daughter will NOT believe, will have the honor of her hand in marriage."
So, day after day, prince after prince came to the palace to regale the Princess with tales of wonder and enchantment. But, to their disappointment, no matter how fantastic or impossible the story, she believed all of it.
One day, a very poor young man heard of the announcement by the King, and made his way to the palace. Being a man of wits, he had a plan with which he could win the Princess.
The King didn't like his looks, but since he was at his wits' end to marry off his daughter, he waved the young man on to tell his tale.
"Well," began the young man, "I have a magic carpet, which allows me to be invisible, and to walk through walls!"
"I believe you," nodded the Princess.
"Just last night, I flew here to the palace, and found your father, the King, in his private rooms, sitting on piles of gold and jewels."
The Princess stopped nodding. The King leaned forward on his throne.
"Yes, and he was counting the money, and saying, 'Why, I'm the richest King in the world! I'll crush my subjects even further....I'll tax them....I'll sell their daughters into slavery.....BUU--HA--HA--HA--HA!! Why, I'll, I'll......."
At that moment, the Princess leapt up. "My father is kind, and generous---he'd never say such a thing! He's an honorable man! He's not cruel! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU....!!"
It was the most wonderful and sumptuous wedding, that the kingdom had seen, in a long, long time.
"Good night!"
2007-07-31 15:35:21 · answer #1 · answered by Joya 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some frogs sat on a large lilypad wishing for some adventure. Suddenly two giant eyeballs appeared at the edge. Thinking it was possibly an alligator, one of the frogs picked up a spikey seed which had recently landed on the lilypad and threw it so hard, the eyeballs dissappeared back under the water.
A few minutes went by and the eyeballs appeared again.
The frogs sat conversing about the situation.. "What shall we do?" one of them said. "I volunteer you first," the little one said, so he put his hand in the water and picked up one, then another of the eyeballs. Now, they thought, "What shall we do with these?" "Can we eat those bubblegums right now please?"
2007-07-31 22:25:33 · answer #2 · answered by kriend 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Once upon a time,
There was this princess who had sweetdreams every night.
She was the Princess of Sweetdreams.
She comes to everyone in the World & grants them a sweetdream if they been good each day.
Fin.
Sweetdreams <3
2007-07-31 22:08:04 · answer #3 · answered by Thrills 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time there was this liftime rocker who saw your need for a good nights sleep so he tucked you very carefully into you bed with good night kisses in all of your favorite spots. Then you drifted off ot sleep with a big smile on her face. The end.
2007-07-31 22:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
10 little bears jumping on the bed one fell off and broke his head. He went to the doctor and the doctor said that's what you get for jumping on the bed. 9 little bears jumping on the bed one fell off and broke his head. He went to the doctor and the doctor said thats what you zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz look at that cute red hair while she's sleeping.
2007-07-31 23:46:03 · answer #5 · answered by Luv2no is in the house 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
After a humdrum week at work,women gets taste for something different, goes down alleys late at night looking for groups of men to talk to.
2007-07-31 22:06:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Once a pawn a time, there were this man and this woman. They both started to bited hard on their arms and eat each other. Later, they both hit each other with a metal baseball bat with a force of 300 pounds and died. The End!!!!!
2007-07-31 22:12:25 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sorry.... I'm tired tonight too, and after reading some of your answers, my eyes are at half mast, and the only story I can think of right now, is me brushing my teeth, and climbing into bed......The end.... Good night to you sweet shizz...
2007-07-31 22:41:56 · answer #8 · answered by Rowan 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Isn't this too early for you to go to sleep?! I'll save you a story for another night, it looks like you have plenty of reading for one night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
2007-07-31 22:35:44 · answer #9 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Think of all the nice things your mum and dad do for you and back to your childhood, are you feeling sleepy now, goodnight god bless.
2007-07-31 22:08:19 · answer #10 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋