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Pull my finger and I'll tell ya...

2007-07-31 14:34:18 · answer #1 · answered by Kattrikk 2 · 6 0

Sorry, mate - you are so wrong on this one. The only way your fiance isn't going to fart is if you kill her and varnish her. Farting is part of being human, and digestion.
If she didn't fart she would blow up, and since you love her you wouldn't want that to happen.

If she didn't apologise that is one thing, but the act itself isn't unacceptable. In due course, in the event of your marraige, if your wife has orgasms then there is a really good chance she will fart during intercourse. If it is going to freak you out , and it seems that it would, then you have a problem.

maybe you need to accept the fact that your fiance is human, and subject to normal human behaviours, including things that are not socially acceptable.

sorry

2007-07-31 14:37:24 · answer #2 · answered by kiwibarb11 3 · 1 0

See how u go not farting. It isnt rude and unacceptable like men there is a time an place to fart though.

2007-07-31 14:32:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Start with accepting the idea that it is rude and unacceptable to use sexist language.

Second, it is simply rude to fart in public, not unacceptable. There have been no public hangings for farting as far as I know.

Third, if she needs to pass gas in the privacy of her own home, and you would rather she not do it in front of you, discuss this with her and be fair enough not to fart in front of her.

A real leader leads by example, and it sounds like you desire to be a leader in your home.

2007-07-31 14:33:16 · answer #4 · answered by Eden 2 · 3 1

Unless you were somewhere between 68 and 70, I don't know how you could say that to her with a straight face. Fact of matter, telling a woman its rude and unacceptable for her to do anything because she is a woman is asking for trouble. I could see you complaining about a habit you find annoying, but that IS a body function.

2007-07-31 14:33:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Hehehehehehe! LOl! Ok ok well Sweety everyone farts! If no one farted life would be boring! And for sure you know she is healthey the smellyer the more healthey she is ! If she was to hold in her fart she would get sick it is very bad to hold it in! Better out than In Lol! No but really you can get real bad stomach trubbles holding in farts! So next time your with your girlfriend remember Life is great! :) Hehehehehehe!

2007-07-31 14:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by Brina 1 · 1 0

I've known a girl, my husband's friend's fiance who can fart more than a man could. Actually, they both doing that to each without hesitation. I thought it was odd, but my husband first believed girls don't fart. I told him you need to think again. Girls do but they do it quitely. So, If I were in your shoes, I would approach her in a way that wouldn't offended her. Try to bring it up as a friendly conversation because girls feel embarrase when come to deal with this type of situation. I let it loose once and my husband somewhat made me felt so uncomfortable with his question to why I fart. He said it gross!

2007-07-31 14:35:33 · answer #7 · answered by Confused 1 · 0 1

She needs to dump you for a real man!!! You've got issues if you have a problem with her farting!!
It is acceptable and normal for a woman to fart!

2007-08-01 10:19:07 · answer #8 · answered by want_to_smell_girl_farts 4 · 0 0

Question: do you think it's ok for a MAN to fart in front of other people? If you routinely do this in front of her, I don't see where you have room to complain.

If not, get over it. If it becomes a habit, tell her you'd rather not be a witness to her bodily functions, if at all possible.

2007-07-31 14:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Is it only rude and unacceptable for women, or is it the same for men?

What about the fact that it's a natural bodily function that one, often, has no control over?

I would expect and accept that you're going to be hearing a lot of her flatulence in the years to come, just as she will hear yours!

Get over it!

2007-07-31 14:32:43 · answer #10 · answered by isisjean 3 · 4 1

Let me get this straight. It's rude and unacceptable for her to fart? So, I presume it's ok for you to do it? Pal, you're so wrong! If she can't do it, then I suggest that you don't do it either, and see just how uncomfortable you become!

Geesh! Neanderthal!

2007-07-31 14:37:31 · answer #11 · answered by N L 6 · 2 0

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