What was Hitlers favourite joke?

Question

Don't mention the war.

Answer 1

Hitler only had one ball

Answer 2

A Jew called Weininger wrote a book claiming that Jews were only copiers, never originators. He then committed suicide. Hitler said that Weininger was the only good Jew and that all the others should copy him.

Answer 3

Serious answer - Hitler had a weird sense of humour. He would laugh at Eva's lipstick on a serviette and then say, 'During wartime lipstick is produced out of dead bodies.'

Answer 4

He was.
How can you even consider discussing this "person" w/o mentioning the War?

Answer 5

It is obvious you have succeeded in what your question was supposed to do and gathered together a real collection of sick people making offensive comments and anti semetic jokes.

Answer 6

Hitler: My dog has no nose.
Himmler: How does he smell?
Hitler: He doesn't, he has no nose! Do you not listen to me, send him away to the Russian front!

This proves that Hitler was not a great comedian.

P.s. My vote is the one above.

Answer 7

Hermann Goering.

Answer 8

A priest, a preacher and a Rabbi walked into their favorite bar, where they would get together two or three times a week for drinks and to talk shop.

On this particular afternoon, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.

Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first.

"Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, " WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus."

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape.

The rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

Answer 9

today we have laughing gas, you vill get zee gas and we will haff de laffs...

today we will play squash... germans to the tanks

them numbers wil come in handy one day...

yeah i know the violation is in the post... well take ten points and call me anti semetic... im English, we have our own crosses to bear... and the jokes are at least 40 years old...

Answer 10

Hitler's favorite joke:
How many Jews can you fit in an Volkswagen? Twenty-four. Two in the front seat, two in the back seat, and twenty in the ashtray.