Are you going to miss the comic relief George W. Bush provides when he's no longer president?

Question

The man is pure comic gold! Here are some of my favourite recent "Bushisms":

"My relationship with this good man is where I've been focused, and that's where my concentration is. And I don't regret any other aspect of it. And so I—we filled a lot of space together."—on British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007

"The question is, who ought to make that decision? The Congress or the commanders? And as you know, my position is clear—I'm a commander guy."—Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007

"I'm a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There's a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane."—Discussing post-Katrina wetland improvements, New Orleans, March 1, 2007

You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."—Interview with CBS News, Washington D.C., Sept. 6, 2006 (maybe a Freudian slip?)

Answer 1

These are some of his best lines:

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."
- G.W. Bush, 9/13/01

"I want justice...There's an old poster out West, as I recall, that said, 'Wanted: Dead or Alive,'"
- G.W. Bush, 9/17/01, UPI


Then, he says what he really means...

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

"I am truly not that concerned about him."
- G.W. Bush, repsonding to a question about bin Laden's whereabouts,
3/13/02 (The New American, 4/8/02)

Answer 2

*shudders* I definitely do not think of there is all and sundry, as properly perhaps Sarah Palin, who could make me "omit" George W. Bush as a president. as properly why are you freaking out so badly? the guy has been President not even a 300 and sixty 5 days. If on the top of his first term he has started out a preemptive conflict, the economic gadget continues to be in shreds, and massive companies are working our united states of america, i'm going to declare which you're justified in asserting issues like this. till then in spite of the indisputable fact that, take a relax pill and perhaps evaluate a Thorazine drip as properly.

Answer 3

I have books containing Bushisms and I am sure there will be at least one more coming out. When I want a laugh and shake my head in disbelief I will simply open one of those books and read a few Bushims.

Answer 4

I'd rather have a boring President with a brain. All the crap that Bush has said might have been funny if it wasn't real.

Answer 5

Consider him a single act in a never ending Stand-Up comedy review. Any of the current 3500 candidates will make a great next act.

Answer 6

Miss it? I'd probably miss it more if they guy didn't actually have any power, because then it'd all be fun and games. As it is now, rather than being amused, most of the time I find myself mortified.

Answer 7

Yeah, I will because, should any member of the current herd of Democrat candidates be elected, it'll be nothing but sadness and despair for the entire Country for the following four years.

Answer 8

Yup it is Bush's fault, every bad thing that ever has happened is Bush's fault. He killed Elvis, caused Pearl Harbor, bombed the twin towers and was the shooter on the grassy knoll.
Remember the media quoted "sources in the Bush Administration" He has a time machine, didn't you know that?

Answer 9

Yes, he will have to be much more serious and heavy handed after he cancels the elections and just becomes "Commander in Chief."

Answer 10

i will miss nothing about bush can't wait for the door to hit him in theass, by the way bush lovers, have you signed up for the service or is it more important to stay home and fight the ideological wars