A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint
when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,
"Hey Koala !
What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint,
come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next
to the koala and they burn a few.
After a while the little lizard says
his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get
a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he
leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over
to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile
that he was sitting smoking a joint with
the koala in the tree, got too stoned
and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out
and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree
where the koala is sitting finishing a joint,
and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude . How much water did you drink?"
2007-07-31 08:37:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lmao, am I the lizzard?
2007-07-31 12:46:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nan on deal or no deal. She lost the top 5 sums of money in the first round, and then settled for a deal of £199, saying that she knew she only had £50 in the box. The one with Borat was also funny when he was talking to Graham Norton - it was probably the funniest Comic Relief in a long time!
2016-04-01 03:52:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that was pretty funny. I liked. Have a star.
2007-07-31 08:57:53 · answer #3 · answered by spicy_salsa69 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You just made my day. I gave you a star for that one. That was really funny.Got any more? We need some humor on here. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-07-31 08:43:02 · answer #4 · answered by Ron 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u deserve a star
2007-07-31 10:06:28 · answer #5 · answered by cdr dsw = <3 [11/1/10] 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey a starred it
2007-07-31 08:40:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You made me laugh out loud - and then I had to explain why to my coworkers... and now they're laughing out loud, too!
Thanks for the good morning chuckle!
2007-08-01 02:04:03 · answer #7 · answered by Durga sings the classics 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep its funny -and even more funnier if you are stoned reading this
2007-07-31 09:11:05 · answer #8 · answered by seawolf 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gotta love pot humor
2007-07-31 09:21:40 · answer #9 · answered by spink_is_not_dead 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe!slightly funny:)
2007-07-31 08:49:41 · answer #10 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋