That's the answer. Now YOU ask the question.
Remember: ******* are just nice people turned upside down.
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2007-07-31 07:49:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Sorry pancakemaster, the answer to that question is: Because putting mayonaisse on nothing is just having mayonaisse.
2007-07-31 09:32:30 · update #1
Stacey B: although I can't begin to fathom the enourmity of your cerebral machinations, I fear that even you, oh great purveyor of philosophical detritus and perpetrator of all things slightly off kilter, Have provided the incorrect question. Nice try though!
E fn W: the answer to your question is: They don't, it isn't, your perception has been tainted by propoganda
2007-07-31 19:31:24 · update #2
And to the guy from Rhode Island: I completely agree with you but the answer to your fine question is: because our erstwhile president is a monkey and all media information is a festering heap of donkey bile.
2007-08-02 01:23:18 · update #3
Tseng Mu, you are a spedit to you creses and a true phaster of milosophy
I smell a best answer in your future.
2007-08-02 01:27:21 · update #4
I would ask something simple, akin to why do people park in driveways and park on driveways. To ask the question most properly too much dain bramage for that I have.
Why do engineers who know nothing of managing people make all the upper human resource management allocation decisions?
Why does the price of something get inflated by someone who doesn't make the product, use the product, nor ship the product?
Why, when you are most desperate to get the job, they won't hire you, but when you don't need the job they give you the job?
Why does a thief who breaks into a home and gets hurt while purportrating a felony get a victory in a lawsuit against the victim of said felony?
The questions of these lists on could go. If you were looking for deeper meaning my brain is just not seeing it today. Hit shappens.
2007-08-01 15:19:50 · answer #1 · answered by Meng-Tzu 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my son you are with a heavy question but not a question that you seek but the answer which is very deep and the meaning is not widely understood. We all are individuals with questions to seek after to find and fulfill our destines.
Then now your answer is asked like a question yet doesn't hold the qualities that are a question. Because has yet to be used in the structures of what is known to mankind as a question. This is very dangerous, I will tell you the folly of your ways for you see this is very threatening to the sempervirent superfluous people that are all surrounding each other but with no acuity for the abstract that is running through your veins. Beware of drippage for my floors have no need for cleaning and you mustn't make need.
You also speak of the *******, AHHH much trouble they are for all that they cross, I will guide you to both the actual question and answer you have written but first you must go and journey far and wide to seek out these upside down A ones of holes. When you find one kindly ask within yourself for the wisdom and the greatest glory from which no man has ever experienced and by the great power of your internal spirit please I beg of you, kindly turn them right side up. Ya know I just totally think it would totally suck being upside down like you totally wouldn't be able to totally talk to my boyfriend that way he would totally freak and do you totally know what my friends would say I would totally just die.
To the before mentions regaurding mayo don't you realize that the very faberic of society are being held together by mayo? It is natures perfect invention and we all need to pay homage and celebrate mayo for its beauty and neccessity!
I LOVE YOU MAYONAISSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-31 14:38:53 · answer #2 · answered by stacey b 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do bad things happen to good people. And why is that Murphy's Law seems to be the overriding factor in life????
2007-07-31 15:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by Its not me Its u 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why is the war in Iraq and Afganistan called a fight for freedom and not a massacre?
2007-08-01 11:04:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
why put mayonaisse on everything?
2007-07-31 08:18:21 · answer #5 · answered by pancakemaster 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋