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There's a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake. Several beautiful women are running laps around it and the man decides to use his disability to get affection from one of them. The next time one runs by him, the man calls to her:
"Excuse me Sweetheart, I have no arms and I have no legs. Will you hug me?"
She looks around to make sure nobody's watching, leans down, and hugs him.
The man thinks, "Wow, I can't believe that worked!", and decides to try it again.
Another woman runs by him, and he calls out to her: "Excuse me Darling, I have no arms and I have no legs. Will you kiss me?"
She looks around to make sure nobody is watching, leans down and gives him a kiss.
The man is amazed at how well this is working out for him!
The next time a woman runs by, he calls out to her: " Excuse me Beautiful, I have no arms and I have no legs. Will you f*ck me?"
The woman looks around to make sure nobody's watching her, leans down, picks the man up out of his chair, throws him in the lake and tells him:
"There... now you're f*cked!
2007-07-31 07:46:26 · 34 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lmao!! =)
2007-07-31 07:50:02 · answer #1 · answered by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-13 06:02:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the one where a woman advertises for a good lover, answers the door and sees a guy with no arms and legs. She asks him if he's a good lover and he says, 'How do you think I rand the doorbell?' xxx
2007-07-31 08:18:57 · answer #3 · answered by Gothmog 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is sooo funny, cruel, but it made me laugh soooo much- well done you! x A star for you to.
2007-08-08 06:13:56 · answer #4 · answered by June S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG where are u getting these jokes from lol. Funny very funny
2007-08-07 08:47:25 · answer #5 · answered by Peanut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
How funny!!
xXx
2007-08-07 07:30:56 · answer #6 · answered by ⓓⓞⓝⓝⓐ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last women was pretty strong!
2007-08-06 12:25:34 · answer #7 · answered by AG 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes
2007-08-08 05:55:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aaaaaa hahahahahahahahahah aaaahahahahahahaa , That is a good one!
2007-08-08 04:21:24 · answer #9 · answered by Going Crazy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I liked that one!
2007-07-31 07:50:05 · answer #10 · answered by EM 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good. men get soo greedy. and milk everything
2007-08-07 05:07:06 · answer #11 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋