I'm bored as hell at work so make me laugh. Best reason to why we exist and where we go after life gets 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 points. Ready and...GO!!
2007-07-31 07:35:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
This cite always makes me laugh. I also think it will answer some of your questions 8D You can look up anything else and laugh all day long.
2007-07-31 07:38:13 · answer #1 · answered by MY truth will set you free... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well the purpose of life isn't just to sit around and worry about death. We are here to live life to the fullest and die with honor and glory. If you're at work, do something crazy: stand up and shout something crazy. Write strange notes and stick them on the walls. Spy on people in their cubicals and offices like a secret agent. Fax a smiley face to everyone in the building. This makes life alot better and fun. This would be an example of living life to the fullest.
2007-07-31 14:41:10 · answer #2 · answered by Nic O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The purpose of life?...he he....well I think it is to find someone that you Love and then make a family and raise your kids as well as you can. Get a couple divorces"...(j/k) Then when they become teenagers and start to hate us then we can hope to have alot of money by then and be able to travel and have as much fun as possible. Then we will get to the years that will suck ....when we ache and kids laugh at us for being old and so on. And by that point wherever we go after we die we know will be better than the feeling of being to old to even walk.... he he
2007-07-31 14:41:46 · answer #3 · answered by Sales Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. The purpose of life is to try out as many different foods as possible.
2. We are here to eat until we die.
3. When we die, if we were good we go to Hawaii. If we are bad, we go to Walmart.
2007-07-31 14:38:52 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Taco 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The meaning of life is 42. Everybody knows that! We are here to have as much fun as we can before we die. When we die, we come back as the most amazing of God's creatures: cockroaches.
2007-07-31 14:40:05 · answer #5 · answered by magix151 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disney World
2007-07-31 14:37:57 · answer #6 · answered by bgee2001ca 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The purpose of life is to work our *** off,
we call in sick for we've got a fake cough.
We are on the planet to do what our boss dictates,
we detest him so and on our nerves he grates.
When you die and go to heaven there is no more work,
and you don't have to deal with your boss who's a jerk.
2007-07-31 14:55:29 · answer #7 · answered by Kamy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have tried in vane to let all of you know that the purpose of life is to serve me but you have failed me in your selfish quests. Same goes for the redundent "why are we here" question. As for life after death, without serving me, you are doomed to an afterlife of working nightshifts at Dennys.
2007-07-31 14:39:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Purpose Of Life: Suffering
Why are we here: To Die
Where are we going after we die: Death is the only relief from the suffering of life.
2007-07-31 14:38:57 · answer #9 · answered by Puta Grande 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2007-07-31 14:37:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋