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A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait
to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back"
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door
to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer,
brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan,
India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that
he could think of saying was, "Yes, lollypop.....but at the bar.....
you know.....they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?".
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she
was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious.....I
won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took
out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey.....at the bar.....you know.....there's swearing,
dirty words and all that....."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?....."LISTEN UP, D*CKHEAD!
DRINK YOUR F#$%G BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND
EAT YOUR SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, AND YOU
ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, A$$HOLE?"
...and, they lived happily ever after......... Isn't that a sweet story?
2007-07-31 07:21:58 · 53 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Haha...
2007-07-31 07:25:13 · answer #1 · answered by ♥guns go bang_bang♥™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliantly Sweet.
2007-08-05 00:39:12 · answer #2 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true-although the beers and stuff disappear after the 1st year-the swearing and abuse is a constant ,still
2007-07-31 07:31:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 03:00:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah
2007-07-31 07:25:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL sounds like me and my husband minus the baby talk hahaha nice, I'll star
2007-07-31 07:29:28 · answer #6 · answered by Jersey Style 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet!
2007-07-31 18:41:07 · answer #7 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looool star
2007-08-08 06:09:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, that is brilliant. He went through the hole thinking process to be shot down by his wife, poor guy. Where are his mates now. ROFL!!!
2007-08-08 03:11:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it so much i am recently married and i used you ideas on my husband when he said he wanted to go out... he was so shocked by what i had said that instead of asking me to go out anymore he asks if he friends can come over... it is pretty great thanks for the idea hun good one here's another star for you
2007-08-08 02:47:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. But I think this goes in Jokes and Riddles.
2007-07-31 07:25:59 · answer #11 · answered by victoria 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋