What's something super interesting about you?

Question

Wow, you people are amazing.

ok umm something interesting about me, I am terrified of frogs and caterpillars, but don't mind snakes and spiders. Also, when I was a kid, teachers thought I was a lil slow (well more like extremely slow), and now that I am 16, I have an IQ of a very gifted person.

Answer 1

My funny/crazy story telling.

I was window shopping for shoes in a Wal-Mart because somebody put them in the freezers.

I work my way into the toilet paper isle and can only afford the cheapest brand (the one where you can see splinters in every single quilted square) and just then, the song scar tissue plays over the intercom.

On my way to the check out line, I saw a hobo running from security, power drilling a hole in the crotch of a mannequin that has a picture of ellen degenres duct taped to it's head.

After getting all of my items scanned, the 6'2'' wookie of a woman cashier, in a monotone voice, which can be best described as minimum waged, asks me, "Will that be all?"

I respond, "no" and hold up the entire line by walking all the way to the other end of the store and grabbing myself a nice frozen pair of irregular, sweat shop made, converse knock offs.

As I finish your purchase, you head back to work, which is the hair salon in the Wal-Mart to trim the grey head of a man, who tips me with a decent roll of toilet paper as he runs out of the store with ellen degeneres.

Before I head home, I stop by a Starbucks. They gave me a frappacino, when I had clearly asked for an Al Pacino because I love the taste of cocaine and bullets.

I get home and put a burrito in the microwave for 4:20. And as I walk into the living room I find that my grandmother had died eating cheetos. I later found out that we didn't have a case against frito-lay because the bag says dangerously cheesy.

We donated her body to necropheliacs. It seems like it was only yesterday, when she came home drunk with a tattoo of a grape on her neck that ended up as a raisin due to her wrinkles.

I came home to a dirty microwave with burrito splatter in the shape of a pot leaf and had a daydream about a nightmare. With my inheritance money a made a movie freebased on true events.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

That at 71, I have completed over 30 years of development work in third world countries, and am retired in one; my children are Arab-American and involved in just causes, and I have two grandchildren who will, also, contribute to the evolvement of the human race.

Answer 4

I see dead people ... just kidding! I am the son of a Preacher Man and have a song named after me by Dusty Springfield.

Answer 5

I was born on a ship in the middle of a Typhoon off the coast of Midway.

Answer 6

I dont think that I am interesting at all but alot of people say that the way I write poetry is interesting and sad.

Answer 7

No one has ever, EVER correctly guessed my ethnicity (which as far back as I know my family tree, is 100% one country) on the first guess in real life.

Answer 8

I LOVE Potato sandwiches. Whether it's Mashed or Roasted.....I always place them in between bread. Umm, Umm...DELICIOUS!

Answer 9

My great grandfather was a friend of Pancho Villa...but after he became Christian Pancho Villa tried to kill him. Thank God he never found him or i wouldn't be here today.

Answer 10

My life story