Do your poos usually float or sink?

Question

Don't you hate those cheeky little nuggets that are like little stinky life-rafts never flush after 3 flushes and just swirl about like synchronised swimmers in the rapids?

Yeah- my wife always leaves a couple like that for me to shoot at with my pee-stream.

You?

Answer 1

mine levitate,.

Answer 2

She must be getting a lot of fiber... I hear that if your poo floats that is an idication of good fiber and if it sinks, well then you need to eat more fiber. I would say that your wife's nuggets inability to flush would indicate that she should lay off the fiber a little... tell her to eat a strawberry, a grape or hell a whole watermellon in her case. As far as for your aiming issues, drop a cheerio in there... and member "God gave it to you, momma taught you how to use it, now you'd better aim straight or just well lose it!"

Answer 3

Class

Answer 4

Getting a bit personal aren't we? But to answer your question I eat a lot of fruit and veggies so they float and yes it sometimes takes two flushes to get it to go down.

Answer 5

Don't normally look after a number 2

Answer 6

Straight round the u-bend...no fibre problems here buddy. My babies need a ' danger to shipping' flag put on when they shoot out the sewar pipe

Answer 7

Sink - Lack of Fibre

Answer 8

Could be worse pal, she could leave one that tries to escape the pot while your urinating.

Personally I never check mine. I'm a bit like a bomber aircraft, drop my payload and get the hell outta there.

Answer 9

Sinkers.
As long as the inside of my commode doesn't look like someone puked up brown crayon, whatever.

Answer 10

Sink like a brick.

Answer 11

mine are heavy, you know the kind that plop and the water splashes back out and then only to find the monster has disappeared round the u-bend