Do they have to churn before they are placed in an urn?
2007-07-31 04:27:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Dairy Farmers are the epitome of the milk of human kindness. Therefore, their funeral ritual must be udderly pure. The body will be carried pasturize and taken to the creammatorium. Here it will be completely de-homogenized so that the soul will now seperate from the body. All awhile, music will accompany this ceremony as the herd of people sing "Sweet Acidophilus." Never skim on the cost of this ritual. Afterall, dairy farmers always led their gathering in finding the perfect place to amazing graze.
2007-07-31 22:57:04 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'd have to butter up the relatives to come to a funeral like that, I dare-y say! I'd be cow-ering if I had to watch someone get churned before they were urned.
You're udderly funny!
2007-07-31 11:33:01 · answer #2 · answered by dashelamet 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-07-31 11:30:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, that was a goofy joke... I am quite MOOOOOved by it. Hope nobody's got a beef with you about that joke. (some people are udderly sensitive, ya know)
are you sure you're not getting mad cow disease?
wish I could sit and chew the cud with you more but I have to answer more questions on here....
2007-07-31 11:31:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes
um interesting rhyme
2007-07-31 11:30:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! Could this be "pasteurized" and you don't see it for its worth?
2007-07-31 11:34:02 · answer #6 · answered by SALSA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It ought to be a law.
2007-07-31 11:30:56 · answer #7 · answered by Beejee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i fi could get "past yer eyes" i'd say you were a "homo"goofball! hehehe
funny
2007-07-31 11:31:06 · answer #8 · answered by stevesherri 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're really milking this one for all its worth, aren't you?
2007-07-31 11:30:56 · answer #9 · answered by lunatic 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha! funny!
2007-07-31 11:30:51 · answer #10 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋