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"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man. "Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend. "I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."

2007-07-31 02:39:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

13 answers

lol......... yeah, that's a good one! Thanks!

2007-07-31 02:41:55 · answer #1 · answered by i know it all! 5 · 1 1

2 thumbs way up

2007-07-31 02:57:56 · answer #2 · answered by keithleyjustin 3 · 1 1

it is funny, all this time she has been making you good enough for her now you want someone new but becareful if you didnt really change you will go back to the old you

2007-07-31 02:54:46 · answer #3 · answered by mom_of_aryana 1 · 1 1

That's sad because it happens in real life. It happens too often.

2007-07-31 07:29:18 · answer #4 · answered by supergirl 5 · 0 0

Never give up, never surrender... the strong lives and the weak dies. So don't die if you're strong!

2007-07-31 03:09:40 · answer #5 · answered by www.usanetsol.com 3 · 0 0

LOL, my wife always says that she is dressing me up for the next woman. . .Go figure. .

2007-07-31 02:44:27 · answer #6 · answered by J P 2 · 1 1

That's not so funny!!! Because this happened to me two days ago. My husband of 8 years and I are divorcing. Thanks for reminding me.

2007-07-31 05:06:51 · answer #7 · answered by chuckles 1 · 1 1

There may be some truth in that.

2007-07-31 02:42:28 · answer #8 · answered by NAN G 6 · 1 0

It's funny but oh so mean

2007-07-31 02:51:48 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah 4 · 1 0

HAHA
not funny.

2007-07-31 02:42:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

LOL that was a good one

2007-07-31 02:53:41 · answer #11 · answered by Jessie 4 · 1 1

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