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he has the G.I.trots.lol
can't get off the throne!

2007-07-31 03:14:33 · answer #1 · answered by stormy 6 · 3 0

He got lost on the way to work, road construction can be so confusing.

2007-07-31 08:45:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He got caught up in traffic on the interstate.

2007-07-31 08:46:00 · answer #3 · answered by Nashville Guy 5 · 0 0

Wreck on the interstate.

2007-07-31 08:48:21 · answer #4 · answered by Bowllynn 7 · 0 0

He's running late because he tied one on last night.

2007-07-31 08:45:30 · answer #5 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0 0

what, did he forget to pour his beer into his coffee cup?.. he just put the open can in the cup and started drinking from it...

2007-07-31 08:45:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He got a flat?!

2007-07-31 08:43:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

he couldn't make it in because his uterus fell out

2007-07-31 08:44:53 · answer #8 · answered by BuddhaDaddy 5 · 2 0

he doesn't like you

2007-07-31 08:45:50 · answer #9 · answered by tricycle_pilot 4 · 0 0

he woke up dead.

2007-07-31 08:46:49 · answer #10 · answered by Jazzy, I Miss U Love! 6 · 0 0

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