How do i get my sock puppets to quit calling 1-900 DIRTY-SOCK phone numbers??

Answer 1

Get an old dial phone-- Since the puppets don't have fingers, they can't dial.

Answer 2

Sock-it -to-him with the phone bill! Then, sock block his account. Tell him he needs some serious help and to join up with Dirty Sock Puppets Anonymous, he'll be able to share with other filthy socks because most of them are all heels. Is he a tube, over the calf, or anklet type? There are different treatments depending on his type and one style is sure to fit. you know what they say, if the sock fits, then wear it!
Invite him on the Jerry Springer show.

Answer 3

Threaten to throw them in the washing machine for a thorough cleaning and be sure to mention that sometimes socks don't make it out of there.

Answer 4

ban your sock puppet from the telephone and take away there computer cause he might be doing something illegal on the computer like writing e-mails to other ppl about you. I took away my cats computer and cell phone and she is still mad at me but who cares they dont need that kind of entertainment. Good luck my friend.

Answer 5

give them the number to 1-900-dirty- pants, I think

Answer 6

Why would you want to do that?
It's bad enough being a sock, to be one without sock porno must be H*LL

Answer 7

call the telephone company and have a block put on all 900 telephone calls.

Answer 8

Put them in the dryer--then you shall lose them and never have to pay those large phone bills again.

Answer 9

I couldn't respond with anything clever but I had to answer because i thought "The Mouse" response was hysterical!

Answer 10

Get them INSTEP, make them TOE the line.Tell them to be true to their SOLE, and stop being such HEELS. Get a religious FOOTsoldier to have a good YARN to them!