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(A friend of mine suggested Viagra...But that's not the problem...That's the one strange exception...)

2007-07-30 23:48:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

13 answers

Ooh! Send me a picture! I want to see! (if I can help you)

2007-07-31 00:17:48 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Picalilly 4 · 0 0

Not to worry. They tell us the universe is expanding along with all of us and American are getting larger faster so the problem will soon be solved. I wish I had that problem instead of going out of the mirror frame, then I can't see all of myself either. I even have that problem seeing past my stomach. I just disappear somewhere. It's really a handicap having no feet or legs, especially when tying ones shoes. I have to imagine them. That might help. Just imagine you're in the mirror. Sorry, that's the best I can suggest.

2007-07-31 00:44:49 · answer #2 · answered by hb12 7 · 0 0

Well, I'd suggest a large glass of self-esteem, but I know you well enough to know that isn't the problem... So. How about pulling yourself together? When it's time for a photog, just whistle in all those errant parts, discipline them into a cohesive unit and flash! Bob's your uncle.

2007-07-31 06:33:56 · answer #3 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 0 0

A Stake in the Heart?

2007-07-30 23:51:07 · answer #4 · answered by Village Player 7 · 0 0

No, but if we can figure out how to make it contagious to a select few, we could make another Bermuda triangle. Wanna know where it might work?

2007-07-31 03:30:14 · answer #5 · answered by midnite rainbow 5 · 0 0

Just make sure you are not biting anyone's fingernails including your own.

Drink plenty of liquids and call her in the morning.

2007-07-31 03:06:12 · answer #6 · answered by FawneMine 3 · 0 0

You don't need a pill, you need a job.

It's not unusual for poor people to be invisible.

(unless they are sporting a huge erec.... well, you did say that was the exception.)

2007-07-30 23:59:43 · answer #7 · answered by Phoenix Quill 7 · 1 0

Erm. Yeah. A stake in the heart should do it.

2007-07-30 23:53:14 · answer #8 · answered by Rika 2 · 0 0

Stay clear of any garlic based products.

2007-07-31 00:11:08 · answer #9 · answered by Calchas 3 · 0 0

take cold showers in front of the mirror.

2007-07-31 04:06:01 · answer #10 · answered by Dr weasel 6 · 0 0

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