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i mess up my ex boyfriend's job interview by pretending to be his obnoxious pregnant girlfriend.. the interviewer was so scared at me and my ex didn't get the job.. he was so furious at me.. and i told him it was my sweet revenge for ruining my date.

2007-07-30 23:22:43 · answer #1 · answered by Winter Love 6 · 0 0

Man, I was a bad kid. I made it look like I fell off the top bunk and hit my head on a hammer, while hanging up a poster. Used ketchup for blood. I once made it look like I accidentally stuck the pealing knife in me while peeling potatoes. In 6th grade I dropped a tiny sealed bag of powdered sugar on the floor in front of the cafeteria and they thought it was cocaine and called in the cops and dogs. In 9th grade I lit off fire crackers as I walked out the door of the school by my lockers, just before school started, I got suspended 2 and a half days for that one, after I confessed, because there were others getting the blame.

2007-07-31 06:26:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

Hijacked an elevator = I worked in an old building years ago where they had an elevator operator. He didn't want to take me up to the 3rd floor because he was out on the stoop smoking a cigar. He said I should walk up. I asked him repeatedly and he kept refusing So I took the elevator up myself! He came runnning up the stairs to get the elevator back after i had left it..lol

2007-07-31 06:20:32 · answer #3 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1 0

my boss had this big beautiful apple on his desk, just waiting to chomp into it at his leisure. I made a few comments about the apple saying that it looked so good and did he want to give it to me. He said no. He was really looking forward to eating that crisp, delicious apple!

I then went to the lunchroom and found a duplicate apple to his. I took a large, noticeable bite out of the replacement apple and switched the bitten apple, for his perfect one.

I waited.

He finally noticed the giant crater in "his" apple and immediately blamed me for taking a bite!

I strung him on for a while, telling him that I just couldn't help myself. He just kept saying.."I can't believe you ate my apple!".

eventually I put his pristine apple back on his desk and we all had a really good laugh!

2007-07-31 06:29:21 · answer #4 · answered by Agent99 5 · 0 0

I called security at my job, claimed to be my boss reporting the theft of his ID and pass card. Poor guy was hung at the front desk for hours. What a great day!

2007-07-31 06:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by gunny 2 · 0 0

Listed my friends house in the paper for his birthday. He got calls for weeks asking to show it.

2007-07-31 06:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by Boomrat 6 · 0 0

it was on april first and my friend had called me and told me someone had come and beat her and her brother had gotten beat up, and i had went over to her house and she looked horrible and then like five hours later of me almost plotting revenge and getting ready to go beat up that someone when she told me it was just movie make up and washed it off her face and i almost killed her... figuratively speaking... lol

2007-07-31 06:25:44 · answer #7 · answered by thatsoldierskid 1 · 0 0

No idea.Lost count and lost track.

2007-07-31 06:18:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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