what are favourite monty python sketches/ quotes?

Question

mine is Ni and the dead parrot sketch, the minstry of silly walks and the spam song.

Lol I love the lumber jack song.

Answer 1

lumberjack song cracks me up.
"She's a witch, she turned me into a newt, I got better" (shortened)
ministry of silly walks

Answer 2

Blackmail!
The Cycling Tour
Bicycle Repairman
The Funniest Joke In The World
Nudge Nudge
Crunchy Frog
The Upper Class Twit of The Year
Argument Clinic
Cheese Shop
Albatross!
Dirty Hungarian Phrase-book
The Most Awful Family in Britain
The Olympic Hide and Seek Final
Fish-Slapping Dance
The Spanish Inquisition
Hell's Grannies
Killer Cars

"I can't tell the difference between Whizzo Butter and this dead crab!"

Answer 3

Lumberjack song
Dead parrot - I love the"Pining for the fjords?!" bit

University of Woollamaroo/Woolaballoo(?)
1) Australian National Anthem/Prayer:
"This here's the wattle,
It's the symbol of our land.
You can put it in a bottle,
You can hold it in your hand!
Australia, Australia, we love you! Amen" [That is SO much our Aussie cousins 'across the ditch']
2) The Rules, every second one of them being: "No pooftahs!" [I'm gay, by the way.] And the one that says nobody was to mistreat the Abos - whiile anyone is watching. Rule Number 7 (I think): "There is no Rule Number 7!"
"Rule Number 8: 'No pooftahs!'"

Skit about a quiz show with prizes like 'a blow on the head'
The Spanish Inquisition & the 'comfy chair'
"Every Sperm is Sacred" song and clip from movie opening

The skit for 'albatross' flavoured ice cream. - "What flavour is it? It's f**king seabird flavour!!"

And heaps of others!!

Answer 4

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!???
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!??

What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Answer 5

The stoning scene from Life of Brian. "Are there any women here today?"

Answer 6

Cheese shop
pet shop
Spam
Lumberjack
Twit of the year

Answer 7

i dunno i fell asleep after like the first 5 minutes of it....but all i remember is those priests walking around and chanting and hitting themselves in the head with books....that was funny